Daddy Dildo

A massive penis used by horny women. usually in the shape of their favorite porn star or boyfriend.

Girl 1: Omg my new daddy dildo came in the mail!!!
Girl 2: Which porn star!?
Girl 1: Johnny sins!!!!

by Discumbobulated November 19, 2021

Dildo Dick Combo

When the male is wearing a strap-on on his ass and he has a male or female on each side and is penetrating both with his penis and strap-on; greatly exaggerating the thrust so you get good action on both sides.

Gabe, paired with John and Johniffer has a great time using the Dildo Dick Combo.

by Gabriel Liedel November 25, 2019

dildo bucket

The discard box for cleaning after dildos and other sex toys are used

"Brendon, you should practice good hygiene by cleaning out your dildo bucket right away after use"

by RedPanda3 May 07, 2020

Dildo Buttkins

When you are high AF and watch LOTR with your bros.

Dildo Buttkins is a cummin’!

by PeenInDaMouf April 27, 2021

Dildo-optimums

A hippo, made out of dildos. This phrase is regularly used in common situations where gay shit is happening.

Damn that guy is acting like a dildo-optimums

by BIRDHEAVY March 15, 2017

Kim Jong Un's Dildo

A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.

Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?

by Daaaaah215 July 13, 2024

Balalaika Dildo

Is a way of using the tip of balalaika as a dildo. Mostly done by russian men(can also be women). Most common way is to put in balalaika up in ass while singing kalinka. It is a fun way to cheer up people in a party with people from CIS countries.

-Last night I saw a russian man doing ''Balalaika Dildo'' at a party. He was not even drunk. He looked happy.

by Ro_YULENESIA January 14, 2025