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man custard

cum,jizz, seaman (no, not a sailor) salty icing sugar etc
Im gona bash the bishop and squirt man custard all over the cuttlery and blame the dog. (true story)
by raging man juice July 17, 2009
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cussometer

A meter to define or measure a cuss word's effect on the general public and or anyone who may use it. A means to determine what words are generally acceptable and what words should not be used in a conversation. Ever.
The word jerk is very high on Marcy's cussometer.
by raidercoy March 24, 2009
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Cushion Booze

To buy your girl a mid or low grade bottle of alcohol in order to cushion her anger that you just bought yourself a top shelf bottle of Liquor.
Jack came home with a bottle of wine for his girl so when she found out he bought a bottle of Gray Goose for himself she would not be as angry - Cushion Booze.
by DownForJC March 12, 2010
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Customer Satisfaction Campaign

Term now used by automakers (Toyota) in an attempt to dress-up what is actually yet another RECALL of their vehicles due to MALFUNCTIONING components caused by SUBPAR manufacturing practices and INEFFECTIVE quality assurance procedures.
Prius owner: "OMG Toyota is awesome; they contacted me to participate in a Customer Satisfaction Campaign. I am so happy to be a Toyota owner! They take such good care of me!"
Ford owner: "You are an idiot."
by Nottanotherecall December 2, 2010
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Cushians

The politically correct way of saying "black"people. A person distinguished by their african features ("black" stereotypes) such as big noses, big lips, big butts, nappy hair, and of course dark skin... Weather you're from Africa, the Caribbean's, South America, North America, Asia ect., if you are recognized as a "black" person (regardless of skin tone) then you are a Cushian.

It is also the safe word for people who don't want to come across as prejudice or careless towards Cushians who don't want to be called "black". (people who work for the government)

To be blunt, it is the "black" version of Caucasian...
African albinos have African features, but they'er not dark skinned. they'er Cushians

If you are light skinned, mulatto, mixed ect. person and recognized as "black", you are Cushian

If you are dark skinned(NOT indian, both) and you have African features, you are Cushian

There are a lot of Cushians at that rap concert...

Cushians are good at sports, but not swimming...
by SomedudeIknew March 12, 2014
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Cushion Fuck

When a girl's so fugly u gotta put her head in the couch and take her from behind.
Guy 1. " look at that nasty ho".
Guy2. " ya bro, she ain't nothin but a cushion fuck "!
by Loo dog March 7, 2017
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Custard cake

Cum in a cake and make them eat it 🤤
I custard cakes that girl from east
by Jsystahaj January 21, 2018
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