Nookie Crunch

When a couple screw so hard, the males penis breaks and implodes

"Did you hear about Scott and his woman? Fucked her so hard there was nookie crunch."

by Get yer wab out October 9, 2009

Crunk Juice

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts chocolate milk and Hennessy Black cognac. In other parts of the world, it is known as a "lumumba" and "tote tante" (dead aunt), the term "crunk juice" is used mainly by rural cosmopolitans in the United States.

Yo Dawg, I'm done drinking microbrew...mix me up some crunk juice and we'll get this party started for real!

by GumSan January 26, 2012

crunk

crunk is when you are drunk and high at the same time.

We are getting crunk in the club.

by kdizzle March 20, 2005

Crunning

The act of taking a crap while running

Guad and Dor love Crunning together as an Olympic sport and hobbie

by i do guad N dor + LOR February 2, 2009

cock cruncher

When a woman's vaginal muscles are so powerful, that after a man has finished inside her, his penis head, when removed has turned purple.

Damn, that dirty bitch I met down the docks has one crazy snapper. What a cock cruncher!

by Jimbo Magee September 28, 2007

crunk

fun;hip;tight

That party was crunk!!!

by Rachel June 10, 2002

crunch

-Originated in the Seattle area
-A word to say when someone is being embarrased.
-When someone tells someone off, then another person will say CRUNCH .

Guy #1:Ms. Clarke is too fat to even fit through the door.
Guy #2:Nigga dont be talkin when you cant even fit between mountains.
Guy #3:CRUUUUUNNNNCCHHHH!

Girl:That dude needs a tic tac
Boy #1:You need A LOT of tic tacs
Boy #2:Crunch

by sexy_island_gurl March 25, 2008