Creek Donkey

A person, usually a female, who is addicted to drugs and uses sex to get drugs

Michelle gave Tyler a blow job for a bag of ice last weekend. She’s such a creek donkey

by thickler November 14, 2020

Creetin

A person who has absolutely no skills and are always late. They have a negative IQ and can't handle listening to anything with over 3 syllables in it. Also will do very bizare acts which they believe is normal, for instance eating uncooked pasta. Finally they're passion is women but their bowl-cut scares all females away. In conclusion they are stupid, useless, have awful bowl-cuts and can't handle the simplest of tasks.

Sam is an absolute Creetin.

by Big chongus (meme2) December 12, 2020

Silent Creep

When you switch off your "online now" status on myspace/facebook so you can roam around your friends pages without them knowing you are online. Often used by those who receive insults to always being online.

Kent: Oh my god, I just got a message from Kent but he's not online...?

Sebastian: Dude, he must be having a silent creep

by Jaspar Goodman January 10, 2008

bullshit creep

The method by which useless crap makes its way into your job, life, etc...

"Hey, have you finished that report yet?"
"Hell no, bullshit creep set in and I'm doing everybody's else's fucking job."

by Speedwell Stu May 23, 2008

MySpace creeper

Someone who basically stalks their friends on MySpace. This includes things such as looking at comments that are hidden by the user, looking at their friends, bookmarking their bulletins, and anything else along the line of that creepyness.

Travis: Antonette is such a creeper, all she does is look at other people's hidden comments

Alex: Yeah, that Myspace Creeper memorized my entire bulletin survey...

by AnOddPseudonym April 20, 2009

Fupa Creep

The phenomenon of a rising waistband due to an enlarged fupa, i.e. the tendancy of an overweight woman to gradually place the waistband of her pants higher and higher, over time, as her fupa grows.

If your mom's fupa creep doesn't stop, pretty soon she'll be tucking her boobs under her belt.

by PhilthyZ February 3, 2010

pistol creeper

A dance which involves lingering around a dance floor slack jawed with eyes half open and forming your hands into pistols. The pistol hands are rocked back and forth in a rhythmic motion while the feet shuffle slightly. Occasionally one pistol is inserted into a pocket and drawn out then placed back in repeatedly. This dance is most common after one is highly intoxicated. It is not uncommon for an observer to mistake the dance for a seizure, as when done properly the dance is totally out of sync with the music.

After he got really petesched at the bar he did the pistol creeper for about an hour, and eventually ended up dancing with a dude.

by TankBean August 10, 2010