Chain of Memories Law

The law stating that all video games, when heard over the phone, sound like pornography. Named for Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories.

Caller: Hey, man, what's up?
Receiver: (UNH! YAH!) Nothing much. (HAH! YEAH! TAKE IT!)
Caller: Are you watching porn?
Receiver: Nope; Chain of Memories Law. I'm playing Ring of Fates.

by Akarroa November 13, 2009

Caint

The stretch of skin bewtween the anus and vagina of a feline.

1. The cat is licking its caint. 2. You really need a shower because you smell like my cat's caint.

by Georgia Surfer February 19, 2014

caina

Caina is a man with very large pecs, he is often a man who likes the same sex.
Although his dinky winky isn’t as large as his ego (his fingers long unlike his shlong)
This man is capable of some goodness

However Caina’s never belong.

Hey bro you looking Caina big.

by minki's bitch____ September 2, 2021

green chain

A green chain, in a sawmill, is the chain that carries processed boards that are ready to be packed.

Green chains are typically associated with manliness, as only true men can be successful on the chain.

Green chains are places for champions.

"The boards, having finished their journey, travled down the green chain while waiting to be packed."

by Мудак February 16, 2017

Caining

Used to describe an unbelievably attractive member of the opposite sex.

Seeing a sexy chick and in exclamation saying.
"Beasst so tight, how caining?"

by voodoolamp September 28, 2007

Rock my chain

When a slave try's to break their chain with a rock and gets caught and killed.

Ill rock my chain and escape to the north.

by BoatP0rn September 21, 2016

the chain of screaming

A Theory Made up by Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother) that there is a chain/cycle of screaming in which one (original screamer) yells at someone else, that person yells at another and another, so on and so forth. This chain/cycle will eventually lead back to the original screamer, ending the Chain of Screaming. AKA The Circle of Screaming or The Pyramid of Screaming.

Arthur’s boss’s boss screams at Arthur’s boss, Arthur’s boss screams at Arthur, Arthur screams at Marshall, Marshall goes home and screams at his wife, Lily,Lily (a kindergarten teacher) screams at one of the kids in her kindergarten class (hmm, let’s say Mary), and then Mary goes home and screams at her dad, Arthur’s boss’s boss, thus ending The Chain of Screaming.

by Turtle Mcfly March 10, 2014