Corn dog

When a dude shits in his hand and uses the shit like lubricant to jack off. This can also be done by chicks when they shit in their hand and use to give a hand job.

"Dude, my bitch gave me a corn dog last night, i still aint got the smell off.

by Yo Mama Eats Cock August 25, 2011

corn weed

hairy part of the corn

ass1: that old dude harvesting those corns must be soo high right now
ass2: yeaahhh.
ass1: if only corn weed be legal here in Wisconsin

by chadick October 16, 2008

corn flake

Nickname given to a Caucasian person similar to, "white boy", "cracker", "honky" etc., but not necessarily used as a racial slur

Yo, what up, corn flake?

by M0n$t3r June 11, 2014

Eats corn the long way

anything sick that someone does. it doesn't matter what it is, it can be used to describe anything that you think sounds, looks or acts nasty (or sucky).

"dude, your mom eats corn the long way."

"i'm not gay just you eat corn the long way."

"this movie sucks. it totally eats corn the long way."

eating corn the wrong way

by kanga kanga kanga March 10, 2008

corn on the cob

where a woman eats a lot of corn, and then receives anal sex and takes a load on his penis. When he pulls it out it is covered in corn once the woman gives him a blow job, she eats the corn.

Last night i did the corn on the cob with stacie.

by Andy Peeps May 18, 2008

corn

Common street name for cocaine.

Dude, I need some corn.
You know where I can get a corn-bag?

by Stamos October 5, 2005

Iowan Corn Cunt

The act of sticking a cob of corn inside of your vagina (pussy) and having a man-friend munch on it for you. Commonly practiced in Iowa.

Olivia got the best Iowan Corn Cunt last week, she has been talking about it for days.

by olivigertaddmag January 2, 2008