Connor resides in the North Eastern United States. It is a sizely beast that is known to refine massive amounts of illicit substances and alcohal into solid gold encrusted platinum bars. They typically are known to roam coniferous woodlands and are armed with sharp objects; Often mistaken for a Samsquanch; A nocturnal creature by nature, an encounter will likely result in a mugging followed by violent rape, following this act he will then harvest your tears. During light hours they are docile in nature and can be approached safely and pet; very easily coaxed by soup, candy bars, and children.
Justin: I got raped by a samsquanch last night, behind my house!
Seamus: Was he a hairy 'ol beast ?
Justin: No, he was holding a knife and smelled of vodka.
Seamus: Ah ye was no samsquanch, twas a connor !
Seamus: Was he a hairy 'ol beast ?
Justin: No, he was holding a knife and smelled of vodka.
Seamus: Ah ye was no samsquanch, twas a connor !
by John Seamus'en Whiskey March 19, 2012
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