smokey colon

the result of someone blowing smoke up my ass.

"Hey, did you talk to the boss about getting a raise?"
"Yep."
"Did he give you the money?"
"No, he just gave me the old smokey colon."

by goblinmonger January 7, 2009

malibu coconut rum

A coconut rum ordered by precocious thugs and Barbie wannabes that they believe ups their street cred and makes them seem more enticing sexually

"Omg, he's so hot. Maybe if I bat my eyelashes and order this Malibu coconut rum and cranberry he will come flirt with me!"

by Banshee007 November 4, 2013

Coconut Creampie

When a man surprises a woman during sex by slapping her tits as hard as he can. This causes her to tighten all of her muscles including the vagina. He then proceeds to creampie into her, for maximum pleasure during an orgasm.

Oh man last night I showered Candy in a coconut creampie. Her tits are still red from where I slapped them!

by Hand Jacks March 11, 2016

Full Bird Colonel

A person who has their red wings(engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstruating,) white wings(an act in which once the male ejaculates into the introitus of the vagina is subsequently followed by cunnilingus,) and yellow wings(Cunniligus during urination.)

one step below wing commander
& 2 steps below rainbow warrior
Does not include black wings

I became a full bird colonel all in one night. After having sex with this chick that was ragging, I was eating her out and she laughed so hard she peed in my mouth.

by EupheMystick April 4, 2011

cojned

accidently running into or walking over a 3 foot parking lot traffic diversion cone and getting ones cojones hurt

Ralph was walking into the stadium rather briskly and not paying attention when he got cojned in the nuts, causing him to spill his beer and hold his testicles in pain

by Donzi33z September 22, 2007

colon tag

A game played by five or more sexually active adults in which one person "tags" another by inserting their sex organ or sex toy into another's rectum and shouts "Tag! You're it!"

Charles and Tiffany were getting it on. They thought they would mix it up a bit and try anal. Midway through, Charles shouted "Tag! You're It!" Therefore, Tiffany now followed Michael, who followed Jim, who followed Rita as "it" in colon tag.

by Johnny Toushi May 8, 2007

cojoxin

The substane which binds vertebrae when one is tense or stressed. Cojoxin is released from the verbrae when subjected to intense deep tissue massage or chiropractic manipulation.

This deep tissue massage of your vertebrae will release the cojoxin build up and help make your spine feel more flexible and relaxed.

by ToddAnthonyJohnson August 29, 2009