Cool your jets 

Relax.

Calm down.

Don't get excited.

Just in case you UD kiddies forgot, this is virtual reality. Things aren't always what they seem. There are trolls everywhere; including the UD admins that love to toy with you because they have your basic information acquired from your email and IP address. Are you assuming the worst in your BFs, GFs, or BFFs? If so, cool your jets. When there's a nerd that you love to hate because you assume they stabbed you in the back (and the front), think again. They might actually be a true friend that's tried their damnest to have your back (to no avail), but since there's life outside of the internet, stuff slips through the cracks. Have mercy! :D

Cool your jets by walking on eggshells October 10, 2013

cool license 

1. The cool license is a fictional (or literal?!) license given to superawesome members of any given social group or subculture.
2. The cool license is a fictional (or literal?!) document issued to prominent or awesome members of society to recognize them as someone undoubtedly cool.

The Down Side: The cool license is also often invoked when someone does something undeniably and painfully geeky; however, in this case it is recognized by the removal of itself.

The Up Side: "For letting me use the bathroom first when half a 24 was sloshing about in your bladder, I present you with your very own cool license."

The Down Side: "You're going out, for halloween, as Sephiroth. Dude, your cool license has been officially revoked."

cool license by Neeeeeeeeeeeecole October 5, 2004

cool game 

the art of being self conscious around others. Trying to impress & look good to those around you

Person 1: man whys that loser struttin around the gym today?

Person 2: hes playin that fake ass cool game cuz some dimes just walked in

cool game by jontaylor January 30, 2014

Cool Guy

a man, who through adding a false neck and head into the hood of his sweatshirt appears very tall, at random of seeing this man, a funky jam will play, with that playing, the man may have nice dance moves. (Also murderer of Mr.Funk)

"It's cool guy!"
Or
"Why cool guy, whyyyyy"

Cool Guy by Bojangles98 November 7, 2015

Cool nerd

Someone who has interest in anything with educational value, electronics, RPGs, Sci-fi (books, movies etc), sex, Anime, Music (the kind that can be well known ie: Radiohead, Voltaire, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Dandy Warhols, The Beatles etc.. or underground ie: Noise band music, Hip Hop, etc..), Taking electronic things apart and tweaking/modifying them, Video Games, May like sports, Play an instrument like guitar, drums, violin etc, watches popular shows to educational shows, has a fair amount of friends they are close to, socially well adjusted, knows how to have fun not only in a nerdy but in a cool way too.

Friend: Up for the Radiohead concert on Friday?
Cool nerd: Damn I'd love to go because I love them but I have a D&D game, I could cancel.
Friend: Yes..cancel!!!
Cool Nerd: Oh I so will.


Person: So what do you do for fun?
Cool nerd: I hang out at clubs, go to Noise band shows, circuit bend, play D&D, watch House, Battle Star Galatica, Ghost Hunters, Paranormal State, and medical shows, listen to Aerosmith, Stereo Total, The Pumpkins, Velva, Sounds Happy, Radiohead, Harry and the Potters, and VNV Nation!
Person: Damn you are nerdy but in a cool way!!!

Cool nerd by Sarah Czarina January 13, 2009

cool beans 

a old word that means cool. People use it for humor or just to have fun.

bob: I got an A+ on my math Test
Grace: Cool Beans!!

cool beans by Sliverxx45 September 4, 2006

cool points 

Cool points can hypothetically be given or taken away depending on what someone does. Cool points are added if someone does something cool; however, they are also subtracted when someone does something dumb. The number of points depends on what has been done.

Dude tries to pick up a girl and says something dumb. “There goes all your cool points.”
Dude finds some alcohol when everyone is out at the party. “You just earned a cool point dude!”

cool points by me55555 June 14, 2008