Skanky clause

The act of dressing up like Santa clause then proceeding to sneak in child’s room then proceeding to fit as many cookies in the innocent child’s rectum and then release a couple dozen micro ass-eating elves that transfers aids.Ms. Clause then proceeds to queef on the child’s face giving them a severe case of pink eye. Then Rudolph bites Santa’s crusted pubes and super glues them on the child’s lips giving them a pube-Stache. As Santa leaves he opens his asshole and grabs a shit and pulls it out and graffitis the entire home.

On Christmas Eve, I will pull a skanky clause at the daycare.

by Soggytoe743 March 2, 2024

Freudian cluster

I saw that though. It was like 3 of them back to back. Unserious, choas, and another one all within like 5 seconds. You must have cried after that one.

Hym "Thinking about coining the term 'Freudian cluster.' It's like consecutive slips in rapid succession. 'Fruedian cluster' denotes extreme emotional distress."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

buyback clause

when you say to always keep a girl if you need her back

I told Jen ill always love her incase i wanna activate the buyback clause

by kayden gaylesbian March 17, 2024

Cyclops Clause

An informal clause in a matter of contractual obligation, which states that the undersigned person(s) agree not to use the ship of sale as a means of tax fraud by scuttling the ship itself, premeditatively and deliberately. The namesake of this clause is the 540 foot Proteus Class collier, USS Cyclops (AC-4), which mysteriously disappeared on 4 March 1918 while navigating the Bermuda Triangle. The circumstances of its disappearance remain a mystery to this day, as no wreck of any kind has been discovered. It is highly theorized among historians that it was sunk in order to collect its insurance as revenue. This highly scandalous practice is frowned upon by maritime institutions across the globe and hold with it serious legal ramifications if the any discrepancies in the conspiracy itself are found.

I can’t sell my boat. I think I’m gonna sink it on purpose to collect the insurance.

No! You can’t do that! Didn’t you read the Cyclops Clause?

by liminal sleepwalker May 6, 2024

TFB Clause

"Too Fucking Bad" Clause. You use it when you are trying to do good but the person getting the good dont want it but you will not take "no" for an answer.

I dont want a prenup.
but I dont need your money i have my own.
Well I will enact the TFB Clause so Too Fucking Bad

by StruggleFeast June 26, 2024

Poes-clause

He that choofs is a little bitch and forfeits any rights as a result.

I invoke the poes-clause. You automatically lose this argument.

by Anoobis.the.first February 25, 2025

Payment Clause

I already told you.

Hym 😑☝️ "Payment Clause: You will pay me a value of X that cannot ever = 0. Meaning you pay whatever I spend, regardless of the cost, in perpetuity. I will allow (and I offered this earlier) you to assign me an accountant to manager my finances. You are barred from doing anything that would constitute 'Un-paying' me. Lawsuits, Taxes, and fees are all exempted by the exemption clause. No restrictions. No conditions."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025