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Crapper cracker

1. What you make when you shit your pants in the car with the heated seat warmer on.

2. A generally crappy white person (informal)
1. “Awh man, I made a crapper cracker on the way home.”
2. “Man, Jake is such a crapper cracker.”
by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025
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Crapper Barrel

A casual dining restaurant that sorely lacks uniqueness, atmosphere, or a good menu.
I was hoping to George would take me to Olive Garden for Friday date night, but it looks as if we'll be going to the Crapper Barrel instead.
by anonymous August 24, 2025
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Clapter

Connor sat at his desk slow clapping after Cheyenne made a somewhat humourous joke. "Thanks for the clapter" she responded.
by Yoopiedoopie September 19, 2025
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Clapped

When you have sex with someone and then test positive for gonorrhoea (the clap)
I got clapped last week by a rando I met online and now I can't have sex for 2 weeks
by borris18 October 19, 2025
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crapper

1. Somebody who takes a lot of shits.

2. Shortened version of Christian rapper, the term in which created by youtuber Stevie T.
Example 1:
Person 1: Where in the hell is Linda?
Person 2: She's takin' a shit.
Person 1: Again? That's the 3rd time today!
Person 2: Yeah, she's a real crapper.

Example 2:
Person 1: Bro, you're listening to *Christian rapper's name here*'s new song?
Person 2: Yeah, I like listening to crappers, so what?
by Glitchurr December 15, 2025
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Condom crapper

When someone gets ass fucked and the condom on the man's dick comes off inside the partner's ass... Then the partner has to shit out said condom
Ahhh... Ahhhh!!!! Oh shit the condom came off!!! Get it out!! Shit it out I'm not reaching in there! (shitting noises) hahahahhahahah your a condom crapper
by Will108 October 16, 2012
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drity clamper

It's when one person or persons defecates in a vagina then clamp it in and when the penis is entered it squeezes feces Out on both sides
Watch what you say or I will give you a drity clamper while you are passed out drunk.
by Nighgen December 18, 2015
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