needle chode

The rare instance where a dick is as wide as a needle dick, and shorter than it is wide.

His dick is so thin and so short that it is a needle chode.

by cmbgators216 December 9, 2008

Jurassic Chode

A chode that is so large it is referred to as "beastly" or "monstrous" like the humongous reptilian dinosaurs that roamed during the Jurassic period.

"Dude his chode was massive"
"Yea, that thing was jurassic."
"Hey are you guys talking about Joe's Jurassic Chode?"

by SuppaAwesomeMan December 8, 2009

chode

See choad.

"If that little chode doesn't steer clear of me, he's going to get injured!"

by Qit January 13, 2004

chode mongler

one who pilfers, snitches and abuses their chode

hey don't be a chode mongler to my dog

by baum,brent,rawlings=TS December 13, 2004

chode

A penis that is as wide as it is long.

My girlfriend tried to give me a blowjob, but that was impossible because I had a chode.

by The pimp of destiny!!! December 9, 2008

Chode

A penis that is more wide than long.

"Fuckin' hell Git, you've got a chode" or "Jesus Christ, that looks like a fat sausage" or "Choooooddddeeeee" or "FAT COCK, FAT COCK, FAT COCK AHAHAHAHAHHAA" Thats all.

by Chris July 14, 2004

Chode Job

When a girl sucks on a fat chode, gathers the cum in her mouth, spiots it into the other guys mouth, then he spits in her asshole, and then he licks it out and he swallows it. then this whole process repeats itself.

"Yo girl, I want u to give me a Chode Job tonight alright??" "okay, but my asshole hurts from the last time we did the chode job" "O fuck that, lets roll"

by Mike Donaldson January 15, 2007