Counter Plug

The non-sexual act of jamming/thrusting ones thumb up another person's anus whilst in the act of flatulence. Thus presenting an undeniable moment of epic-ness and lack of odor.

Erik: HEERRRRRUUUUUAAAAHHHHHH

Nolan: C-C-C-COUNTER PLUG!!!!

Audience: OHHHHHHHHH SNNNNAAPPPPP!!!!!

Erik: You chode knocker!!!!

by StankyShlong69 July 4, 2010

Counter argument

Having an argument on a counter top

Mikey and I had a counter argument last night

by Lil queif January 23, 2020

counter argument

An argument on top of a counter.

Mikey and I had a counter argument last night.

by Apple juice cum January 23, 2020

Gnar-lay-psy-chunt

Gnarly and FAT female, usually psychotic(not in a good way) a terrible parent, an Abusive spouse. A lazy greedy selfcenter egotistical maniacal cow, who should over douse on anti-depressants.
A common name for said female is April.

Guy 1:Damn there go April again, Buyin weed n Alcohol instead of things for her child. Damn.

Guy 2: Damn man, go the other way she a Gnar-Lay-Psy-Chunt.

by TruthRevealedBliss February 23, 2010

Chunt

Large chin and neck area

A chunt can look as if someone has a pelican pouch to keep their belongings in when really it is just down to too much beer,

by deavlo November 11, 2009

Clunt

Slang, Vulgar. A girl you can't stand but hook up with anyway because the sex is good.

Man, Stella's such a clunt. I hate her but the sex is just too awesome to give up.

by Cpt. Bravo McAwesometrousers August 19, 2010

Clunt

Noun. A woman who spends every weekend at "the club''. These types of women can be found inside your local trendy club every weekend, surrounded by douchebags in blazers, while sipping a vodka cranberry. They are easy to spot because they are usually wearing mini skirts so small that vagina lips are usually visible while they're standing up.

"Dude, my buddies tried to hook me up with this chick at a club last weekend, she was hot but she was such a clunt."

by candle weiners April 13, 2009