Catching The Flying Squirrel

When a man lays on his back while masturbating and attempts to shoot his load up in an arch and catch it in his mouth

"Where's Rob?"
"I don't know, he called in, probably at home catching the flying squirrel "

by UnkleLumpY July 8, 2022

catch a view

To get a grip on the situation at hand

I’m being nice to my self when I catch a view!

by Onte July 2, 2024

Catching the Crazy Turkey

Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex

"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"

by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014

You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.

While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"

by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019

Ultra-catch

Primary used to describe a girl who could be considered the epitome of human perfection

Damn, my girl is an ultra-catch!

by JPC97 September 26, 2014

Catch on

Become popular and fashionable.

I don't think that new type of phone will ever catch on. It is too ugly.

by S&H team February 16, 2018

spear catching

The act of being the bottom in a homosexual relationship; usually secretive.

Nobody knows but that guy be spear catching in his spare time.

by Jack1ntheBox September 29, 2022