california suit 

Jeans and a t-shirt, with a blazer

CaliGuy1: Oh it looks like I have to dress up for this event.
CaliGuy2: Just wear a California Suit, throw a blazer on whatever you're wearing.

california suit by Matt_Tress August 28, 2017

California Mud

Soy sauce mixed with Wasabi. A sort of improvised dipping sauce popular among some American sushi lovers.

In California, some sushi lovers will mix the dollop of wasabi given to them with the soy sauce in the dipping dish. This is never done in Japan. If a Japanese person likes wasabi on their sushi, they will place a small piece directly on the sushi, but Americans who like wasabi will just put it in the soy sauce to evenly distribute it when they dip the sushi. Making "California Mud" is not considered rude inside Japan, but it will raise a few eyebrows since sushi has a "proper" way to be eaten.

California Mud by wakkadoodooo October 8, 2017

california green

A red traffic light.

"Wow, did you see that? That driver just ran a california green and almost t-boned that car."

california green by Metalkiss October 6, 2017

California surprise 

The act of when a girl is sucking on your penis and you unexpectedly jizz all over her face

I gave her her great California surprise

California surprise by Nooooooodlfuck January 9, 2018

California Cerulean Ohserpentus 

The California Cerulean Ohserpentus is commonly found in dark, small spaces, like nightstands or in a pile of towels on a bedroom floor. It is nominally larger than than the California Caucasion Ohserpentus, but significantly smaller than the African version of the same species. The trademark attack of the Cerulean Ohserpentus involves a quivering exterior that moves slowly to and fro, and ultimately results in the victims convulsing, accompanied by verbal outbursts, from which the OHserpentus got its name.

Oh my! A California Cerulean Ohserpentus! I wonder if it has attacked anyone recently. Why else would it be on the floor?

California Cerulean Ohserpentus by GoneSquatchin’ May 20, 2018

California holster 

Right after having sex, the man puts his penis in the woman's ear or nose and ejaculates

Daddy, can you pull a california holster?

California holster by thirsty daddy May 30, 2018

California perfection 

used to describe a woman's ass or boobs and how good they look that they might as well have come from California

man 1: hey see that girl, thats my ex
man 2: whoa I can't have her but she got that california perfection!
man 3: she may as well have come from california since her boobs are sooooo fresh
man 1: mmmmm...

California perfection by home is where you're happy July 23, 2018