gym bunny

- A (often gay or bisexual) man obsessed with his own body. His days are spent working out for his next circuit party, taking GHB, and doing steroids. Usually gym bunnies have low IQ's, and high opinions of themselves. Outside of the gym, gym-bunnies congregate in large gay disco's, circuit parties, and bath-houses.

Oh my god, that gym bunny just hooked me up with some great HGH. Hey dude... can you spot my glutes while I do some squats?

by gaycircuitboy April 7, 2008

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toasted bunny

A bunny who lives in a toaster. It may look like the bunny is in pain, but no, the bunny enjoys being in the toaster. He is not harmed. If the toaster runs away, as it is liable to do, the bunny finds another toaster. Toasted bunnies are a delicacy in the land where the sky is green and Polly pushes Matthew off a cliff. Occasionally Matthew pushes myself off a cliff. . .then I land on Polly and I am in pain. Any-hoos, please don't try putting bunnies in toasters at home. Unless the sky is green. . . . .

One contemplates the toasted bunny is in pain.

by Grant0 February 21, 2004

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wrinkle bunny

A woman, usually 50 or older, that is upper middle class or richer, think she had or had a body like a Playboy bunny in younger years; has endearing qualities like a bunny rabbit; sun worshiper, resulting in very wrinkled skin; natural bronzed skin or fake tan; big hair, and/or especially 'bottle' blondes; wears very flashy and expensive jewelry (gold, platinum, diamonds, rubies, emeralds, sapphires, etc); attention-getting fashions for all occasions; may have overly white and perfect teeth/dentures; attempting an overall glamorous affect. Gregarious to flamboyant personality. Can be found visiting or living in sunny desert, semi-tropical or tropical climates, especially seaside locations.

Carole Channing

In training: Cindy McCain

Other possibilities, living or deceased: Mae West, Claudette Colbert, Jayne Mansfield, Rita Hayworth, Ivana Trump; Dolly Parton, Cybil Sheppard, Fran Drescher, Debbie Reynolds, Ann Miller, Marlene Deitrich.

Not eligible to be or become a wrinkle bunny: Any former Miss America that DID NOT appear in Playboy; girl-next door types (Jane Powell, June Allison, Sandra Dee, Annette Funicello, Valerie Bertinelli, Melissa Joan Hart); Good girls gone bad (Judy Garland, Lindsey Lohan); Barbra Streisand, Susan Sarandon (pretentious Hollywood liberals); Liberal politicians (Hillary, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, etc.); Leona Helmsley (too darn mean).

Wrinkle bunnies can be seen on many beaches or at poolside, on cruise ships, at country clubs; at chic shopping areas, especially in Central & S. Florida; Southern California; Las Vegas, Scottsdale/Phoenix, Dallas, New York, Chicago, Washington DC, Atlanta, Denver and some other cities. May be also seen at any place known as "Riviera" or "Gold Coast"; Southern Europe, Australia, S. Africa, Israel, Brazil, Thailand, etc.

by T. Sliwa June 17, 2008

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