Bloody bat

When you have sex with a girl on her period, and your dick gets blood on it.

Dude, I was fucking this chick last night and halfway through realized I had a bloody bat!

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Bloody Brilliant

A term of irony used to describe an equally ironic joke/event.

Bystander: “my mother was brutally raped last night”

Charlie C: “Bloody Brilliant”

by JackIsVeryFlippingFat March 13, 2022

bloody ice cream

A bloody ice cream is where you have intercourse with a female while she is having her period, you ejaculate inside of her and it oozes out with her period blood.

“Yo dude, this bitch is a freak! She let me give her a bloody ice cream and after we had to wash the bed sheets.”

by Punkfuck69 June 12, 2022

Bloody Smurf

When you stick a blue magic marker up your butt till it makes you bleed.

CACR likes to Bloody Smurf themselves while they play evony.

by google34891275897413205 July 10, 2011

bloody mushroom

When a significant other has a bloody or broken nose and the other, preferably male, slaps his dick and balls on the injured nose and the blood smears into a mushroom shape.

Person 1: Hey is your nose broken?
Person 2: Yeah it is why?
Person 1: Lemme slap my dick on that thing and make a bloody mushroom.

by thegoat_emoji June 30, 2018

bloody hell

look at example

mum:why are you not at school
child: you were taking me

mum: BLOODY HELL!!!!

by glammerjammer2004 November 10, 2015

A bloody finish

a bloody finish is where when your about to cum you take ur dick out and punch ur girl or pleasurable partner in the nose and saying that’s a bloody finish

Steve”I gave my girl a bloody finish/tom”what’s that/Steve”i punched my girl in the nose and said that’s a bloody finish

by Aidzhas no aids October 30, 2023