Bear In The Big Blue House

A long period of defecation with an infinite supply of constipated fecal matter causes the anus to split open. Usually a fatal event.

Also the dankest TV show to air.

"We remember Daniel, who tragically died of a Bear In The Big Blue House attack."

by Ranky64 March 21, 2017

Bottom Bear

Gay bear, who should be the "man" in the relationship, but prefers anal domination and subservience.

John said, "yeah he might have a beard, but he's a total bottom bear. He's never played pitcher in his life."

by Razz Masterson August 24, 2010

BearCore

It's fucking grizzly, black, polar, and brown.


its BEARCORE!!!!



also typically radical and awesome

Dude, this band is fuckin bearcore

by Brohammed Ball-i March 16, 2009

beardface

A man mistaken for his name due to his facial hair in the series: Scrubs.

It's beardfacè! Not Beardface!

Damn you all!

by damn you all! April 2, 2010

bearded clam

a wild and hairy vagina

Kayla has vowed to have a bearded clam until she gets laid again.

by feathersofanarrow February 25, 2011

Bazario

Noun. When Mario, Zelda, band kids, and science labs are combined. Bazario used to be a small group of students in class, but their dictatorship skills will lead to world domination. Elections and decisions are made by the 'nose goes' process.

Sam: Should she go use her socialist skills?
Renee: *puts finger on nose*
Autumn: Sam, stop being the nothingness in the middle!
Sam: But that is what holds Bazario together!

by Alchemist-Gurl April 8, 2011

Bear Macing

See bear
After making love to your bear, you quickly spray them in the face, targeting the eyes, with your semen, giving you time to escape.

"Before I came, I started bear macing my partner and shot out the door while he was stunned"

by Karekanolover October 12, 2018