by msAbi June 5, 2011
Get the Beckie mug.A Becker is a complete mess. Most virgin males experiance a Becker during their first attempt at sex. It is a quick, frustrating and bizare experience that leaves the female feeling confused and humbled.
Jane: How was your date with Scott?
Jill: I was Beckered last night.
Jane: What happened?
Jill: Well, after 3 minutes of sex in the wrong hole while he drooled on my back and blew ass, he flipped me over, punched me in the face, then forced himself to throw up on my tits. After it was over, he said "that'll be $5."
Jill: I was Beckered last night.
Jane: What happened?
Jill: Well, after 3 minutes of sex in the wrong hole while he drooled on my back and blew ass, he flipped me over, punched me in the face, then forced himself to throw up on my tits. After it was over, he said "that'll be $5."
by Hayden High June 16, 2008
Get the Becker mug.becht is a fat man who can handle his beer. one time he had to go to detox because he took twenty some shots in an hour. many people refer to different things using "becht" in a sentence.
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Becht as shit.
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by tyler December 4, 2003
Get the becht mug.When you have unclean anal sex with a man, then a woman and she sucks your cock and proceeds to urinate on your cock.
by Amanda Myers August 5, 2009
Get the Filthy Becca mug.Term meaning "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN! THIS BITCH IS GONNA TELL ON YOU!" Its used usually when you and a good friend get into it. it means all the secrets you've shared she's gonna tell!
by skylarskank June 28, 2008
Get the Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore mug.Kid: Why can't I go to my friend's house tonight?
Mom: Because
Kid: Why
Mom: Because I said so!
A smart kid stops the argument and keeps their mouth shut after this has been said.
Mom: Because
Kid: Why
Mom: Because I said so!
A smart kid stops the argument and keeps their mouth shut after this has been said.
by SmartAssKidSaysStupidStuff December 28, 2015
Get the Because I Said So mug.One of the most known soccer players. He plays as a right midfielder. Played at Manchester United where he won the Champions' League, then transferred at Real Madrid, Europe's most prestigious club. From 2007 he will start the season at LA Galaxy in the MLS, having a contract for 5 years worth $250 million. Apart from soccer, he likes fashion, and different hairstyles who draw attention to him. He is married to Victoria "Posh" Beckham, an ex-Spice Girl. Although some question his ability to play soccer, he is able to cross the ball to a team-mate with a pin-point accuracy. He is number one in the world at taking free kicks with Juninho Pernambucano closely following him. He was also the England captain until that new fag couch came from Middlesbrough.
– Did you see David Beckham playing for Real last nite?
– Yea he was amazing, he set up all 3 goals for Real!
– Yea he was amazing, he set up all 3 goals for Real!
by vanbert March 4, 2007
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