Taco Beam

The Taco Beam is the finalization of years of training and working at fast food restaurants such as 'Del Taco' and 'Taco Bell'. Utilizing the enfamous Taco food and a persons' own Chakra or Chi, one can become empowered by the tasty food and produce a beam of light that some consider to be stronger than the Hadouken produced by Master Ken or Ryu.

Legend has it that the Taco Beam was accidently created when a counter assistant, coming back on after his break of eating Tacos, prevented an attempted robbery by producing a Taco Beam in self defence.

After concentrating an appropriate amount of Chakra and Taco tastyness, TT for short. Shout out the below sacred words while forcing both your Chakra and TT into each hand. Mix them both in the void between your palms as you thrust your arms out straight in front of your intended target.

"Taaaak-Cooooooo, Beeeeeeaaaammmmm!"

If done correctly a Taco Beam will be produced; may god have mercy on what ever your target was.

by John-Michael Lewis June 13, 2006

Hyper Viper Beam

A move on Marvel vs. Capcom 2 that n00bs use all the time when playing as Cable.

Hyper Viper Beam! Hyper Viper Beam! Hyper Viper Beam! Hyper Viper Beam! *gets hadokened to death*

by dj gs68 September 17, 2003

Beard Magic

1. An umbrella term referencing all religious laws of an 'irrational' nature, most often found in the Abrahamic faiths and often in the older texts.

2. The correlation between support for hair-brained third-party candidates (i.e. Ron Paul, The Green Party, etc.) and the length and scope of one's facial hair.

Used in a sentence:

1:

"Dude, that Deuteronomy shit is total Beard Magic."

or

"I was going to have sex with Becky but she's on the rag and that would violate the laws of beard magic."

2:

"I swear, the only reason Jack is voting for Kinky Friedman is that kooky beard magic."

"Rob, you don't want to vote libertarian, you're just under the spell of your beard's magic (sic). Shave that shit off."

by agentlorneue September 28, 2009

brown beard

As a man goes down on a woman she farts on his chin and gives him bad breath for the rest of the day. She then kicks him out and tells all of his friends that he has a small penis.

The foo got brown bearded. So none of her girlfriends would call him.

by F Man December 17, 2008

beam me up

A conversation piece that always puts a fine point to the conclusion of the dialogue. It also shows the serious nature of the statement.

That's not an airplane, it's a deceptacon! Beam me up. or "Steve is such an asshole, I hope he goes to the Madison tonight. Beam me up.

by Valentino the great January 10, 2004

Charge Beam

1) a powerful long range projectile used by samus in super smash bros. melee that deals 22% damage and can kill an opponent with as little as 60% damage depending on their position in the level. of course only n00bs get killed this way.

2) a grossly unfair advantage in any situation (such as being able to frag n00bs from across the screen.)

3) a situation that can make one feel as though he was just hit with a 6 foot diameter ball of electricity.

1) samus' charge beam ownzes slow characters like bowser (as well as n00bs.)

2) the 4 aces that joe had proved to be the charge beam that he needed to win the poker hand.

3) man, i just got charge beamed by that math test i was too stoned to study for.

by da? August 7, 2003

Goat's beard

A term taken from the highly historical and accurate series 'Vikings' referring to the female sex organ covered in foliage because presumably they didn't have handy razors way back when.... just big axes

''And the Earl who has nothing between his legs, but a goat's beard''

by Floki the Viking June 18, 2015