eating baked beans while watching cars two

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."

"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."

by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019

i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you

from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.

(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".

by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011

Clam Bake

A lesbian orgy where each brings their own drugs to get 'baked'.

I have to admit, I didn't expect to see so many hot women at that clam bake last night!

by Miss Spider August 8, 2009

baked louie

A sexual act in which you shit on your partners chest and then holds them under the covers, like a dutch oven, thus "baking" the louie in the dutch oven.

i gave my girlfriend a baked louie and she LOVED it!!!

by louietheboxer April 3, 2010

Half Baked Barry

When male genitalia is only 50% erect. Also known as a semi.

"that porno has given me a half baked Barry"

by House of Spoon September 22, 2009

clam bake

When receiving analingus from another party, sitting on their mouth and proceeding to defacate.

I was with this girl the other night and I gave her a clam bake because she wasn't down with doing anal.

by Streetsweepa September 25, 2009

out-bake

When someone obnoxious dis-respects you're baking skills by contradicting you're judgement towards the preparedness and readiness of what you are baking.

"Honey I think the roast beef is ready", proclaimed Jared.

"No it isn't leave it in for 5 more minutes or else it will be soggy", replies Jane.

"Why do you always out-bake me! Thats it! I wanna a divorce", adds Jared.

by Kapenda53 November 8, 2009