arse about tit

Phrs. Back to front. British Origin.

"Ow! My back has been hurting me ever since I fell down the apples and pears arse about tit!

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

arse in his hand

Dejected, disconsolate, disappointed, depressed.

Ever since he failed to get that promotion, Jerry has been walking around with his arse in his hand.

by ultegra August 1, 2019

Arse stabbing kink

When someone finds sexual pleasure in getting stabbed in the arse during rough seggsy time.

I have an arse stabbing kink so can Oli london oppar stab me in the arse so i can bust a nut?

by Oliy londons husbando March 15, 2021

Sloppy Arse Blast

Similar to an Arse Blast, but this time they follow through.

John: "Say whats that smell Tom?"

Tom: "You don't want to know mate", Taking in the fumes from the crevice where his penis once stood.

John: "Let me guess, Sloppy Arse Blast?"

Tom: "You got it!"

by Mr Coolio December 9, 2008

Cunting Arse Sausage

A very good insult. Used by the limeys at stripcreator.com

dcom, you are such a cunting arse sausage.

by DragonXero January 3, 2004

butter my arse

Term said to a man when their partner wants to engage in anal sex and needs lubrication. Taken from the infamous 'Last Tango in Paris' scene.

"I'm on the blob tonight Archibold, you'll have to butter my arse if you want any."

by The Strut October 11, 2004

dropping your arse

an expression of surprise or shock, or a reaction to misfortune

'when i saw that she was in here i nearly dropped me arse!!!'

'id better go see him he'll drop his arse if i dont'

by anony mouse July 4, 2004