Makes music that makes me believe that I am white and wealthy, and yet, I am neither one of those things.
Eric Clapton takes me away into a world of glitz, glamour, coke and an overall ambience of debauchery that I deeply crave in my pauperism lifestyle.
by ACunny December 1, 2023
Get the Eric Claptonmug. An Australopithecus that doesn’t give two fucks about life. He thinks he can fly by aiming for the ground and missing. Sound’s legit.
by Dax call September 9, 2019
Get the Ericmug. 
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Is Dennis ELohin Tanna Robles<.7.9.7.6>mug. A meticulous accountant.
This guy is running deals like most only dream of.
This guy has a spreadsheet for everything. The type of person who knows the average amount of time in milliseconds it takes to brush your teeth, and if he doesn't know he will shortly after being asked and provide the data to back it up.
He's was born with a copy of MS Excel in one hand.
This guy works like he invented the word work.
Nice, charming, intelligent, meticulous, will track anything that can be tracked.
This guy is running deals like most only dream of.
This guy has a spreadsheet for everything. The type of person who knows the average amount of time in milliseconds it takes to brush your teeth, and if he doesn't know he will shortly after being asked and provide the data to back it up.
He's was born with a copy of MS Excel in one hand.
This guy works like he invented the word work.
Nice, charming, intelligent, meticulous, will track anything that can be tracked.
"How do we track this?"
"I dunno, we need an Eric Reskin"
"I started a small business and I have no idea how to handle my books"
"Sounds like you need an Eric Reskin"
"Hey how much money can we make here?"
"I don't know get yourself an Eric Reskin"
"I have a problem prioritizing my tasks"
"You need to pull an Eric Reskin and start a spreadsheet!"
"Man I suck at taxes"
"You need an Eric Reskin in your life"
"I dunno, we need an Eric Reskin"
"I started a small business and I have no idea how to handle my books"
"Sounds like you need an Eric Reskin"
"Hey how much money can we make here?"
"I don't know get yourself an Eric Reskin"
"I have a problem prioritizing my tasks"
"You need to pull an Eric Reskin and start a spreadsheet!"
"Man I suck at taxes"
"You need an Eric Reskin in your life"
by Durrick April 6, 2022
Get the Eric Reskinmug. Eric is a kind of man that is tall and cute not good looking but cute. He gets the best girl even though he has a small dick. He likes to spend time with family and friends. He enjoys to hang out with weird kids and usually has a weird sibling. If you find an Eric leave him before it is to late. Girls stay away he can be charming but rude and dangerous.
by The girl you want November 29, 2021
Get the Eric Eliasmug. 