Toes the condition

Toes The Condition
Turn you're toes turn into a third nut

he tried to touch his toes
but touched his third nut

The boys toes got touched in school and the toes crawled up his leg

Toes the Condition

by TerryTheFag October 27, 2022

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Get the Toes the conditionmug.

toe licker

eats toes.toesyum

gucci.toe licker

by peanutbuttersticks June 3, 2020

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Get the toe lickermug.

The male counterpart of a camel-toe, bearing resemblance to the feet of the big, african bird.. unfortunately it is coming into fashion for young men to wear tights and skin-tight jeans as well, so this phenomenon will be unevitable in the near future...

"Uuuuh, look at Dominic, he has a real emu-toe in his new tights. What a fag he became!"

by narcoleptic fatass November 30, 2009

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Get the emu-toemug.

Extreme Toeing

As a beta male (preferably a descendant of some from the Belgian Congo) swan dives from a 40 foot diving platform toe first directly into a 700+ pound woman. As the male lands he screams at the top of his lungs, “AYO NIGGA I NEVER LACKIN. EEESKEEETIT.” After screaming this cultural mating call he submerged into the whale-like women’s vanginal cave toe first.

Yo cuh last night I had to buy that fat hoe we met with some extreme toeing.

by Niggitynigga February 2, 2018

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