a non-jew who tries very hard to be a jew. they usually know the more common jewish rituals (like shabbat and kashrut) some hebrew and can pass for a jew anywhere
Mariah, a good catholic girl, decided to become a pada-jew under the tutelage of the great jew-dis Adam, Max, and Aaron
by nicejewishboy December 10, 2010
Get the pada-jewmug. When your partner releases an excessive amount of flatulence while you are both under the covers. Enough gas to kill off Jews in mass quantities.
Dan: "Dude, Sally totally pulled a Jew Gassing on me last night."
John:"Woah man, Mary did that to me last week after we ate Chipotle!"
John:"Woah man, Mary did that to me last week after we ate Chipotle!"
by YoungxNation February 6, 2017
Get the Jew Gassingmug. Not to be confised with the martial art of similar pronunciation; Essentially one or more bagels, a bread invented/made popular by jews
by Pile It December 4, 2009
Get the Jew doughmug. 1) The act of dispatching two or more enemies with one bullet. Usually with a Sniper rifle.
2) An unannounced Halo 3/Reach medal- Killing two enemies with one shot of the sniper rifle.
Origin:
World War II concentration camps, Schutzstaffel conserved ammo by lining up prisoners and firing.
2) An unannounced Halo 3/Reach medal- Killing two enemies with one shot of the sniper rifle.
Origin:
World War II concentration camps, Schutzstaffel conserved ammo by lining up prisoners and firing.
by TomLarkin June 8, 2011
Get the Jew Shotmug. One who has money but is also a dirt kid because he/she is to damn cheap to buy new cloths. (See dirt kid)
by David Mersinger May 10, 2008
Get the Dirt Jewmug. The 6 million (out of 300 million) Americans who
1) own and operate 65-75% of U.S. media. Not conspiracy, check the facts.
2) generally infiltrate every area or field where high levels of education are needed and/or high salaries are paid.
3) are the most fascinated by WASPs and secretly wish they could be them. New money and lack of humility doesn't cut it, though.
4) empathize and sympathize with racial minorities and support their causes/politics but wouldn't be caught dead living next to one. (Though they do hire them as domestic help)
5) often use their "victimhood" or "persecution" as manipulative mechanisms to get what they want — while most of them earn six-figure salaries and live in the wealthiest areas of the US.
6) would be highly offended by these highly accurate descriptions and would, of course, point at me and call me an anti-Semite.
1) own and operate 65-75% of U.S. media. Not conspiracy, check the facts.
2) generally infiltrate every area or field where high levels of education are needed and/or high salaries are paid.
3) are the most fascinated by WASPs and secretly wish they could be them. New money and lack of humility doesn't cut it, though.
4) empathize and sympathize with racial minorities and support their causes/politics but wouldn't be caught dead living next to one. (Though they do hire them as domestic help)
5) often use their "victimhood" or "persecution" as manipulative mechanisms to get what they want — while most of them earn six-figure salaries and live in the wealthiest areas of the US.
6) would be highly offended by these highly accurate descriptions and would, of course, point at me and call me an anti-Semite.
"Nearly everything in America today — politics, media, health, academia, business, entertainment, finance, foreign relations — are cultivated by, owned by, or influenced by American Jews. Is this merely based on merit or is it ethnocentric and cultural manipulation? You decide."
by vanderblick January 19, 2010
Get the American Jewsmug. (verb) - To contribute the smallest amount of ganja possible to meet the minimum requirements in matching; thus inferring that said pothead 'is being a Jew'.
by eravulgaris716 February 21, 2009
Get the Jew-Packmug.