brown snake

The action of shitting into a condom, than using it as a dildo.

Something Heather Carey would use as a dildo.

"Hey, Look! Heather is working that brown snake."

by TMyspace2000 July 26, 2009

Chris Browned

When a girl gets her ass beat by her boyfriend or husband for stepping out of line

Girl: Who the fuck is this bitch that keeps calling you?

Guy: BITCH u better get out my face with all that bullshit fore' u gets Chris Browned!

by Ksolo101 February 14, 2009

Doc Brown

A Doc Brown is acehived by standing over a woman (with consent), and deficating on her chest whilst masturbating over her face at exactly 88mph. It is believed that a Doc Brown will cause a tear in the fabric of space and time.

Doc Brown: "Marty! I found another way to generate 1.21 Gigawatts last night! I shit on Clara's chest and wacked off at 88mph till I busted on her face"

Marty: "You mean you put a Doc Brown on the bitch!? This is heavy Doc."

by Vladmir Bojangles November 19, 2007

Brown Pinata

Beating your boyfriend's ass with a paddle until he loses control of his bowels, resulting in a shower of brown "treats".

"Last night, Alexi gave me a Brown Pinata. I'm wearing a diaper as we speak."

by Corndog January 6, 2005

Brown Plummer

The oppisite of a blowkin. It is when a man eats a woman out while she takes a shit.

"Hey man, last night I gave my girlfriend a brown plummer."

"Dude thats fucking sick."

by G-Murder1882 January 7, 2009

brown waldo

A brown waldo is a bowel movement left in a strategic location that makes it hard to find. The more specific davenport (popularized by pro football player Najeh Davenport) would qualify, but a brown waldo may be dropped anywhere - not just in a closet hamper. You'll smell it before you see it!

This Christmas party sucks - I'm gonna go leave a brown waldo in their guest room.

<3 days later>

Dude ... where's the brown waldo? I can totally smell it!

by brownwaldo.com August 29, 2009

Brown Gilmore

a semi-obscure sex act that fulfills a particular fetish by combining a straight couple, a midget, and poop.

"Hey, buddy, when did you realize she was 'the One'?"

"The first time she gave me a Brown Gilmore!"

by D. Sanchez III October 7, 2009