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Ape

A person who is so stupid that any attempt to get them to understand common sense and/or decent human behavior is all but futile, and is as if you are talking to an actual ape. Almost always used in an aggressive or hostile way.
"Cassandra will fall in love with me one day, I know it for sure!"

"You've been saying that for over a year and she's made it very clear that she wants nothing to do with you. Get a grip, you fucking ape"
by TrueHylian July 3, 2021
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Big daddy ap

A attractive lesbian that gets girls.
Big daddy ap has so many gfns.
by Big daddy ap October 7, 2021
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Scalded Ape

The act of pouring hot wax on your girlfriends vagina while jumping up-and-down on the bed slinging feces at her
My scalded girl went ape shit and asked for more hot wax. She loves a scalded ape more than a Kentucky Klondike Bar
by HandRaper January 19, 2024
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Ape shitted on

When someone goes ape shit mode on another person as a means of sexual assault
My daughter got ape shitted on and killed herself.
by Terrence Williams September 24, 2019
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AP

Her AP
by GoobeMunde September 6, 2017
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AP

Where will the AP go now that Trump forced the shut down of Jeffrey Epstein's Island???
by Objective-Reason Daddy September 22, 2023
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AP World History

Everyday you walk into this class, your wrists will magically slit themselves. Many people recommend this class to people such as Hitler and Stalin, as it's such a fun class. This class will for sure fill up your notes app with suicide notes, sometimes you'll even print them out just incase you go vertical on your wrists. Don't forget the slew of work that's comes out faster than you can cry, don't worry though there's no time to cry. You'll find yourself staying up all night long just to avoid this slop of a class. Many people ask what you'll learn, simply tell them you learned how to write a suicide note in 45 minutes while answering the prompt.
Student 1: Hey I just signed up for AP World History!

Student 2: I have taken AP World History!

Student 1: What's it like?
Student 2: Grab a rusty razer and chew on it until you get tetanus

Student 1: What
by Thatuhpersonhahahaha April 7, 2025
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