american idol zombie

Someone who becomes a zombie when american idol is on. They cant stop watching it when its on, even though they know its gay.

Harry becomes an american idol zombie at work when he passes a tv with american idol on. Its pathetic.

by supersab September 11, 2010

Work zombie

An employee who experiences a loss of consciousness that can go on for hours or days. In this state, he or she will have no memory at all of the work he or she performed. Also known as work autopilot and work robot, these are usually people who feel that they have no future in their own company. It is believed that the "lost" time is spent in internal calculation so as not to allow the brain cells to atrophy.

"Jones, you cretin. What were you thinking? Were you paying any attention at all to your work?"

(In a fog) "Sorry boss. I must have become a work zombie. "

by Cirdellin January 18, 2010

Sperm Zombie

When a guy ejaculates on a girls face and gets it in her eye and she runs around like a zombie, looking for a towel with her arm stretched out.

Dan: I jizzed in my girl's eye and she became a Sperm Zombie looking for a towel
Alex: Oh MY God, I'm dying of laughter right now.

by irockatcod4 December 26, 2011

Drudge Zombie

1) Someone who bashes or blames Obama or Liberals in the comment section of a news article or on Youtube, even though the article or video has nothing to do with politics. The Drudge Zombie usually ends up posting a comment there because they followed a link on Drudge, but they never took the time to even read the article before commenting.

2) Someone who constantly bashes liberals, Obama, etc., and gets all their news from Drudge, while lacking any independent thought or reasoning, and contradicting conservative values.

Example;

"I blame Obama and Liberal for this mess in America."

"Dude, why did you post that comment? This is an article on why babies like to play with puppies! What are you a Drudge Zombie?"

by McNabb221 December 26, 2013

phone zombie

A person who simultaneously walks and looks down at their smartphone.

A phone zombie bumped into me on the street because he wasn't looking ahead.

by Robot28L May 9, 2018

Obama Zombie

(n) - A person who is so obsessive over President Barrack Obama's campaign, which has barely begun, that they are already devoting a large portion of their budget to fairly useless mementos.

Guy One: I heard Casey bought a ton of Obama coins, plates, pins, bumper stickers, t-shirts, and hats the other day.

Guy Two: Yea, he spent like three thousand dollars, what an Obama Zombie...

by Master Exploder 69 January 21, 2009

Double Zombie

-noun
A zombie which has been bitten by a zombie of different origin, which feeds on both humans and zombies of its original form.

Theorized by DroQ, and popularized by such works as "Corpses and Generals: The Zombie Civil War" and "When Zombies Attack Zombies"

A "fast" zombie created by a virus (ie: 28 Days Later) is bitten by a "slow" zombie created by unknown supernatural means (ie: the original Night/Dawn/Day/Land of the Dead) resulting in a "Double Zombie"

The "double zombie" now moves slowly and decomposes like the "slow" zombies, and will feed on both "fast" zombies and humans.

This is possibly due to the "slow" zombie hunger for living tissue. Some theories indicate that "fast" zombies are not dead, only diseased. Their flesh, though tainted and possibly mutated, is still living human flesh.

Another condition that could lead to double zombification involves two zombies at different stages of zombie evolution. A more highly evolved strain of zombie may re-infect a less evolved zombie.

by Teb-o October 26, 2009