zero job

A zero job (zj for short) is when you divide by zero and get someone off with the result. This is considered extremely dangerous, but also the most fun you can have sexually.

"Did you get a nice blow job from the hooker?"
"Dogg, you know I only pay for a zero job."

by SlangarangThang February 14, 2024

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Zero hoes

A lack of hoes AKA having no bitchs

Matt has like zero fucking hoes dog😤

A lack of hoes AKA having no bitchs
Zero hoes

by Simi_autistic March 1, 2024

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Zero

Zero is the precise amount of bitches I will obtain.

YOU GET ZERO BITCHES.

by TheRuszard April 3, 2024

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Zerorama

Going to the store and not finding what you're looking for.

I went to the zerorama today and there still wasn't any Diet Pepsi on the shelves.

by GettingTalkedAt April 12, 2024

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a great person with an amazing personality; he is the funniest guy who totally understands you and will support you; he is so advanced; he creates the best animations, is great at writing scripts, and draws the most beautiful drawings in the world! You are very lucky if you know this guy!

G: Tak STAS!!!!
ZeroStas: Da?

by keikei1234567890 May 8, 2024

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ZERO STIM ORGASM

When a homosexual man preforms oral sex and has a orgasm with no physical contact with his genitals

Holy crap Ryan you really must be a homosexual if you had a zero stim orgasm

by OICUNT69 May 20, 2024

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Zero Fucksgiving

A holiday established in 2024, Zero Fucksgiving is the counter to Thanksgiving, and is celebrated the 4th Thursday of May. Because it is not yet recognized as a national holiday, revelers opt to celebrate it on the following weekend.

During Zero Fucksgiving, participants are encouraged to leave their Fucks at the door (preferably on a poster, so that it can be ceremoniously burned at the end of the evening). Karaoke and temporary tattoos are encouraged, as are other activities where participants can demonstrate the few fucks they give.

If participants begin to share "too many Fucks," other revelers are encouraged to inundate them with toxic positivity.

"I can't wait for Zero Fucksgiving this year. I literally can't give any more fucks."

by Pixie Rainbow Farts May 26, 2024

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