zaccheuss

This guy is a myth, he doesn’t exist. Ladies! If you ever see him, make sure to do whatever it takes to keep him. That is, if you can. He’s a ghost.

Person 1: Whoa I heard you saw a Zaccheuss yesterday!
Person 2: Yeah we had a hell of a night, now I can’t find him anywhere

by Anonymous7116 January 4, 2018

Zach Spellerberg

A sexy bad ass person that loves just one person for a long long time. He usually is short and has blonde hair. He also has the most perfect eyes.

I think Zach Spellerberg likes me.

by Erin Shingleburg April 24, 2018

zachary chan

A nice, funny, and lovable person with brown hair and eyes.

Some guy: Hey you see that guy over there he is a TOTAL Zachary Chan
Other person: Okay

by jbfiaoshgcsdiujfkhn January 16, 2018

zachary buddington

A person who is deformed but a good friend and loyal boyfriend at the same time.

Wow, your such a zachary buddington and I like it.

by Therealone8977 January 30, 2018

Zach

Zach is the friend who will stick by you kn matter what. He will be there for you in your time of need. He has beautiful red hair and he is stunningly charming.

Wow he is so nice, he is such a Zach.

by BioReactor February 7, 2018

Zach Rock

A boy who eats a lot and has a pee fetish he can not control

"hey can you send me the homework?"
"I can't even use my phone Zach Rock is spamming me asking for a video of me peeing."
"Freak."
"IKR"

by iqrjfierjbviqerbve February 15, 2018

Zach

The most aggressive asshole you will ever see.

Normally very attractive, but has a shit sense of humor when around people he dislikes.

He has an over average sized penis normally ranging between 5-7.5 inches but when its inside your cunt it feels like 12 inches

Peter: Don't fuck with Zach!

Mark: Why the fuck not?

Peter: Because hes after breaking my jaw!!!

by Zach Boyd May 19, 2018