I know you're asleep but

Something a guy texts a woman at 3am, when he's most emotionally vulnerable so he can vent without fear of being judged

"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"

by Sudo C0 December 19, 2023

you're gay

something you say to your homie when he is smiling to much while you two fuck. If he's looking at you a little to hard say this and it should detour him.

homie 1:*smiles uncontrollably while getting railed by homie 2*
homie 2: you're gay

by Homie_number_1 February 13, 2023

When you're on a horse

When you're on a horse.

Luke: When you're on a horse.
Alex: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

by oligma February 04, 2022

you're the best for last

A phrase used to indicate a person who did an absolutely outstanding move, comes from Dead By Daylight's perk "Save the best for last"

*The killer is facecamping me*
*Laurie comes to rescue me*
"Damn, i hope you have borrowed time"
*Laurie unooks me successfully with borrowed time*
"Oh, Laurie, you're the best for last <3"

by PlzAcceptMyWord:( August 29, 2020

You're A Hacker!

This phrase is usually used by angry 10 year olds to try to insult people who are even slightly better than them at an online video game. However, this is actually one of the biggest compliments you could get in an online game, assuming you aren't actually cheating.

Some kid: You're a hacker!
Man: Why thank you.

by 2 number 9s, a number 9 large- November 11, 2021

Wait... You're NOT Hym

Hey, what happened to your wife? And why are you so militant about excising people who remind you of me from the discourse? What about them frightens you so? First Andy. Then Zerka. THEN Flousy. Why is it that every time another one pops up... THIS fucking guy always takes a hard-line stance against them? Wait... Waitwaitwait... You're not...

Wife "Wait... You're NOT Hym!?"

Just some fucking guy "Well... I am... And I'm not..."

Hym "Bwahahahahaha... Are they... Are they doing the thing? Ohohohoho... THAT! That would be hilarious! Seriously though... Her lil ass is adorable. High-pitch squeaky laugh. Wildly charming. If the answer is worse then... You know... Holler are your literally deity."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023

You're Built Like a Mormon

You have the body of a Mormon

My dick physically slipped and you're built like a Mormon.

by Prokaryote vs Eukaryote October 13, 2019