edgy 12 year old

A 12 year old who does dumb stuff not knowing how dumb it looks.

The edgy 12 year old was acting like Naruto and didn't realize they were embarrassing themselves.

by Naruto Kakashi May 8, 2017

9 year old army

A special kind of specimen who specifically devote their lives to following a certain god known as Pewdiepie. As part of their cult, you must spam other channels with cringey comments carrying their lord’s message and also supporting Pewdiepie through thick and thin.

Person 1- Hey, do you watch Pewdiepie?

Person 2-Hell yeah I do, I’m part of the 9 year old army

by TankBeatsEverything September 8, 2018

9 year old army

Members of pewdiepie's fanbase: also known as bros.

Person 1: Hey are you a part of the 9 year old army
Person 2: No
Person 1: Subscribe to pewdiepie

by Zetoma December 6, 2018

New York New Year

when older/ lamer people on either the west coast or in mountain time celebrate the New Year with New York at 9:00 or 10:00 respectfully

my parents are lame, they made us celebrate the New York New Year then went to bed at 9:15

by Just A Koala January 2, 2011

Every prime day of the year

Every prime day of the year is National Girls Always Say Yes (sorry girls)

every prime day of the year

by AmNow December 3, 2020

13 year old girl

maybe the scariest form of human you’ll encounter.

adult: why are you so fuckin depressed

13 year old girl: simply because i’m 13 and life sucks

by iheartdickbutimmafeminist March 9, 2018

Just three more years!

The hopeful reminder that young Barron chants to himself, in this case today, on his 13th birthday, to remind himself that legal emancipation from these nut jobs is right around the corner!

“Just three more years!” is my mantra today; everyone but me will be in the slammer by then - and all I have to do is keep my nose clean if I can!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019