Woman

Irrational lesser sex

Me: You are inferior.
Woman: I am inferior. I will obey all of your commands, and yes, I want to sleep with you.
Me: Yes, serve me, for I am obviously stronger and faster and cooler than you, and obviously you should serve me because of that.
Woman: Yes
Me: Yup
Woman:
Me: Oh yeah
Woman:
Me: Oh that feels great
Woman:
Me: Ok, go back to the closet

by Not Matthew Gentry March 21, 2005

High maintenance woman

A pretentious, materialistic, bitch-faced cunt. Being wholly incapable of self-care, a lady of this ilk can be found maxing out the credit cards of their rich husbands, making unrealistic demands of people they barely know and spoiling everyone's fun with a barrage of complaints. They demand affection, attention and consideration from every poor soul they mingle with on a daily basis (although, being the selfish leeches that they are, will not return the favour at any point). These vile wenches are dated and married exclusively for their looks and status (as well as sex, duh).

John: "Sally fucked my rich uncle and left me alone with our 3 children. Now, she's suing me for a sexual misdemeanor and still demands that I drive her to her cosmetic surgery appointment tomorrow!"

Chad: "What did you expect? She's a High Maintenance Woman."

by SkippyAscended November 19, 2019

non-binary woman

A person who are comfortable with their femininity but feel dysmorphia /discomfort when referred to as a woman, therefore uses non-binary terms such as they/them.

-Do you use the terms she/her?
-No, I identify as a non-binary woman, therefore I use they/them pronouns.

by hoenestlydoe January 8, 2017

Paranoid White Woman Syndrome

The recent outbreak of middle aged white women calling the police on black people over stupid shit. Despite the title, this is not meant to be a racist term.

Man, that Paranoid White Woman Syndrome is strong today. Debra called the cops on a black man because he walked out of the store with a can of beer that she thought he stole.

by Eclair Maker August 5, 2019

Honorary woman

A guy who is made to have sex with other guys most often against there will and in the most extreme cases made to cross dress and wear make up to look like a woman. Often seen in prisions and other places where there is a lot of agression and no women.

The inmates have already made John an honorary woman.

by Deep blue 2012 May 8, 2010

boogie woman

Once married to the boogie man, but divorced and later had a violent custody battle for their only child, boogie boy. Both later totally dropped out of sight and no longer came in little boys' rooms, when the lights turned out. Sold their business to the cookie monster in 1998 for a reported 5.2 million. Boogie boy was disinherited after a short term gay relationship with Jimmy Kimmel, but was soon dumped for Ben Affleck, and then hung himself in Jay Leno's garage (has yet to be discovered).

Hey man, be careful when you go home, don't let the boogie woman get you.

by Quido1 March 13, 2008

Womack

a seriously misuderstud girl who is involved in a vicious cycle of hate.
someone who everyone is mean to and people need to learn how to stop being mean

womack is understood
womack is nice
she is neat

by Crivitz Highschool student October 16, 2006