Two-Headed water snake

The act of swimming silently benith an unsuspecting woman, then grabbing the victims nipples hard and dragging her to her underwater grave.

Jimmy : did you hear what happened to Jessica?! Someone gave her a two-headed water snake!

Walter : fuck it dude let's go bowling.

by BigBananaTarzan May 31, 2016

wizzy water

the drink that is made by mixing Methamphetamines in a water bottle; usually done to drink in public areas; see also "crank juice" or "the rockateer's momma's breast milk"

He got so dizzy after getting bizzy from drinking that wizzy water.

by santa clogs June 13, 2008

Water Touch

when your poo-piece touches the water before being released from your anus-hole.

Mandeep: "WOOOO!!"
Sean: What????
Mandeep: I just had a water touch!! The poo is still hanging from my anus!!
Sean: Can I see?
Mandeep: Yes!

Sean: Shall I wipe your ass?
Mandeep: Ok.

by Poo Monsterz November 30, 2011

water the flowers

to urinate in public or to go to the toilet in the wild out doors

im going to water the flowers
eg im gonna piss behind this bush

by Andi C June 12, 2006

Walter Johnson High School

A High School located on Democracy Boulevard, where at lunch time probably about 85% of the school population invades"G-Square" A small shopping center right next to it. The school has a diverse set of students like The potheads who gather at local houses and hiding places like the bushes to smoke weed at lunch. The black freshmen gather at multiple tables in the center of G-Square taking up most chairs available. Then there are the (quite obese) cigarette smokers who sit in the pit of G-square blowing smoke into everyone's face. Next you have the skater-boys who think they're cool by riding in the alley next to G-square. You also have the SPEDS who stare at your phone and sprint to Chipotle the second the lunch bell rings to get the first few spots in line. Last the nerds who bring their Nintendo DS and seem to be a little bit old to be playing Pokemon at school.

Jake - Wow, the Walter Johnson High School Varsity Football team just cannot ever win a game can they!
Josh - Sounds about right.

by HelenKeller1880 May 6, 2015

Hot Dog Water

A very distinct smell that comes from an unwashed fat chick.

That bitch smells like hot dog water.

by jwhite1984 January 6, 2011

Water

An abundant liquid that is very addicting. Everyone, including Chuck Norris, need this type of particular chemical in them, daily. Water is consist of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom. It's very addicting compare to other drinks. Alcohol comes in second against the legendary water. No one can survive without this common "chemical." Water is an essential part of life. Our body is made up of 98% of this addicting chemical. Water can be either sell legally or illegally.

**Diffy EQ**
David: Dr. Tang, may I get a drink of water.
Dr. Tang: No.
David: I need my common daily chemical or I'll die.
Dr. Tang: Sure.
**David at Chick-fil-A**
David: I want the ultimate meal.
Manager: Alrighty, what would you like to drink?
David: Water...the essence of life...
Manager: But you get free coke with "the ultimate meal."
David: God dammit sir! I just want my water!

by BenchMax345 February 20, 2008