dick 'n' twat

His and her's.

That's the home of Dick 'n' Twat.

by DougKlast June 9, 2009

twat snot

Vaginal lubrication

Mary: What is that slimy substance that collects in my nether regions whenever Billiam is near?
Shelia: That's twat snot.

by ladyboner69 October 4, 2011

Twat

Twatt, a town in the Orkney Isles - Scotland

I live at Twatt

by David January 6, 2007

toats

an inappropriate way of writing 'totally'.

Gabbie Richards is not allowed to say 'toats'.

by the unknown w@nker July 24, 2011

bippy twat

1. A female lacking in any redeeming qualities that make them capable of thinking of anyone but themselves.
2. An ABERRANTLY stupid female (meaning all females carry the stupid gene, a bippy twat is unusually and exceedingly stupid)
3. A blonde

Stop stealing my air for your vapid head you rapacious bippy twat! Wear ear plugs so you don't leak.

by L0S April 11, 2003

twat

Short for Trans World Airlines Tea...the official tea that was served on this now defunct airline.

Attractive stewardess: Good afternoon, would you care for some T.W.A. coffee?

Male passenger: No thanks, but I'd love a taste of your T.W.A. tea. *winks*

by vagitarian January 6, 2007

twat

other wise known as muff gone mouldy

close your legs i can smell your twat!

by Anonymous January 6, 2007