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twat waffle

1) A very feminine, borderline homosexual, that is self-centered and obnoxious. Usually refers to a preppy asshole.

2) An Eggo waffle topped with fish and served on a bloody pad.
1) Hey Jim, look at that twat waffle buying shit in Bed Bath and Beyond.

2) Mrs. Butterworth's pussy tastes like a twat waffle.
by Fahq2 July 20, 2008
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twat waffle

A vigana covered in butter or peanut butter, syrup or honey,starwbarries and whip cream!!
by greg gill May 13, 2008
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twat gagger

To engorge the vaginal opening of a woman with a large penis (or other large object) to the point where it can take no more. To pack as much meat in that pussy as possible.
Tommy Lee has quite the Twat Gagger in his pants. The Twat Gagger on that guy could kill a horse. I bet that 2 foot dildo is a good Twat Gagger. I’ll use my fist to Gag that Twat! This new girl I’m dating is going to be very surprised when she sees my Twat Gagger.
by Sean Ethan May 8, 2008
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Twat hooks

See those Olsen twins? I had the pair of 'em sat on my twat hooks at the same time!
by Skell ov Radcliffe January 23, 2009
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Twat trooper

Somebody who hunts the wild, untamed vagina
"what are you doing tonight jimmy?"
"well fred, im going to get my twat troopers liscense"
by JBCVM November 20, 2009
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twat muffler

Vagina, twat, snatch, cunt, pussy, mound, cochie, bitch
by T.O. Spazz April 3, 2015
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twat milk

What comes out when you milk ones twat
I stuck my hand inbetween my legs and released a gallon of twat milk
by Anonymous September 17, 2003
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