Have you ever been drunk at a club and started dancing with a 4/10? Of course you have. We all have that sober moment once in a while where we realize when we get home with them that they aren't good what so ever and think hmmm shouldn't do it... If this has happened to you join the elite group of the turd squad. When you go to pork that duster bend her over as if you're going to give it to her good then lick your pinky shove it in her ass and yell turd squad and dip the fuck out of that ratchets house. Only select few are capable of pulling off such legendary status.
"Dude that duster was bad you took home" "I know man but I dipped the pinky in the brown star and dipped"
"TURD SQUAD"
"TURD SQUAD"
by Vergray September 12, 2014
Get the Turd Squadmug. by heviarti March 22, 2009
Get the Turd crimpermug. by Eflex July 13, 2012
Get the Helium turdmug. by Mammarie March 30, 2017
Get the turd on a logmug. Dude, turd on a salad! My hair is breaking off and orangish from the Nice and Easy box-crap bleach job you gave me. I have an interview tomorrow.
by Tacoville May 1, 2011
Get the Turd on a Saladmug. – noun
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.
- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.
- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.
by Ace42 November 13, 2011
Get the the Cosmic Turdmug. by Firedawg29445 March 25, 2017
Get the Turd cuttermug.