When you say one thing, but you're too embarrassed to admit that you meant another, so you just sort of roll with it.
Person 1: "Dude help. I told Jake invited me to smoke because I said 'I like to weed' but I meant 'I like to read!' What do I do?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."
by tubby custard machine January 09, 2022
somebody let me slide in yo imbox
by endyyessssssssssssss April 15, 2017
Emperor Palaptine, danced "The Dark Slide," when he found out Boba Fett captured Han Solo, of The Rebel Alliance! Unfortunately, the emperor's joy, will be short-lived, since Leia eventually rescues Han Solo.
by jrpgkin May 10, 2022
How you walk to the toilet when you have to poop real bad. So bad every muscle bellow your waist is clenched as tight as possible to prevent leakage.
by magicjesse February 04, 2023
When you roll in your own shit and hug your dog so he can smell you and then lick it off (just before sliding up and down, spreading it against each other) including your bumhole, then you spunk in your dogs eye.
by Smelliebellie August 06, 2022
When something makes you so horny that you're so wet that you slide off your seat or whatever surface you are sitting on. Similar to a snail trail but more like a waterfall of cum gushing out of your cooch.
"Jake Sully is so fucking hot. Thinking about his big blue cock makes me slide off the couch."
"Did you watch that video compilation of Hailee Steinfeld in Pitch Perfect? I'm literally sliding out my door, down the hall, and out the window."
"Did you watch that video compilation of Hailee Steinfeld in Pitch Perfect? I'm literally sliding out my door, down the hall, and out the window."
by rachelsennotstits November 05, 2023
by Dinosaur dick May 07, 2022