thumb rule

The sexist rule schools follow, forcing female students' shorts to go to at least their thumbs, making it almost impossible to find an acceptable pair of shorts.

Teacher: Miss, your shorts don't follow the thumb rule.
Girl: They're the longest I could find.
Teacher: They're distracting the boys in the class.

by thym4pizza June 6, 2017

thumb roll

when you text someone and rethink your message as your clicking the send button and you pull your finger down on the screen so It won't send

I was texting Alex last night and was going to tell him I liked him at the last second I thumb rolled so i didn't fuck up

by yoter May 28, 2015

Kentucky Thumb

When you plug the hole with your thumb.

Damn it's bleeding bad give it the Kentucky thumb or Damn she's bleeding bad give her the Kentucky thumb.

by anonymous May 20, 2021

thumb gallery

place where naked women put small pictures so horny green eye'd hairy faced men can oggle them...

I goggle thumb gallery & mr softie became mr hardie.

by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006

beer thumb

Effect on one’s ability to text caused by the consumption of too much beer

"Thanks to Chucky's beer thumb, we had no clue the cops were conducting a sobriety checkpoint at the golf course entrance."

by bearded steamer October 13, 2011

Thumb Wars

Verb. Used to define when two men sit down at the same time while making a thumbs up gesture on the seat next to them, proceeding to insert their thumbs up the other individuals rectal cavity.

John: hey you wanna play thumb wars while we watch house hunters?

Joe: yeah I'd love to but only if you spit on it first.

by Yee Olde Jew February 19, 2022

Thumb treatment

When you put your thumb up a girls butt while doing it from behind, almost as if its a butt plug.

"Yo, did you and katie do it last night?"

"Yeah, she took the thumb treatment."

by AskPhantoms June 4, 2024