A nerd. thats not a real nerd because they use macintosh computers. so they are actualy slightly cooler than pc nerds. They go around café's bearing the apple logo on the back of their macbook/pro laptops, just to be different. They also find mac's sexy and masturbate over the computer not internet porn.
by willy macintosh January 11, 2009
Get the Mac Nerdmug. A put-down insult used by the untalented people who cannot play instruments intended to somehow "lessen the glory" of the talented, skilled people, but the put-down somehow fails to work every time, contrary to "orch-dorks", a put-down aimed at orchestra people which works every time.
Person 1:"Hey, you're a band nerd!"
Person 2:"Umm, okay weirdo, at least I'm not an orch-dork like you."
Person 1: "Ohhhh that hurt!"
Person 2:"Umm, okay weirdo, at least I'm not an orch-dork like you."
Person 1: "Ohhhh that hurt!"
by Thisisapseudonymifyoudidn'tkno May 25, 2010
Get the band nerdmug. Someone who is religious to a bizzare extent. When angry, they will quote scripture at you. Often enforce their morals, values, or ideas on others. Travel in packs.
by ihatethemboth November 24, 2006
Get the Bible Nerdmug. A presumptuous, impudent, rude, condescending, and sanctimonious fanboy who deems himself to be the all knowing in his chosen fandom. And deems anyone with lesser knowledge of the fandom to be less than.
Jane Doe: I'm really excited about this new comic book series!
Nerd Bro: Name all of his sidekicks! NOW!
Jane Doe: I'm not entirely familiar with the characters, that's why I'm excited for this series...
Nerd Bro: YOU ONLY LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU SAW THE MOVIE!
Jane Doe: Well, it's the main reason why I'm excited for it. I enjoyed the movie and I want to know more about the universe. What the hell is your problem?
Nerd Bro: I'M EMBARRASSINGLY INSECURE WITH MYSELF AND FEEL THREATENED WHEN PEOPLE LIKE WHAT I LIKE! I'M PATHETIC, THAT'S MY PROBLEM!
Nerd Bro: Name all of his sidekicks! NOW!
Jane Doe: I'm not entirely familiar with the characters, that's why I'm excited for this series...
Nerd Bro: YOU ONLY LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU SAW THE MOVIE!
Jane Doe: Well, it's the main reason why I'm excited for it. I enjoyed the movie and I want to know more about the universe. What the hell is your problem?
Nerd Bro: I'M EMBARRASSINGLY INSECURE WITH MYSELF AND FEEL THREATENED WHEN PEOPLE LIKE WHAT I LIKE! I'M PATHETIC, THAT'S MY PROBLEM!
by bxfella89 November 22, 2013
Get the Nerd Bromug. A person (usually male) that is short, skinny, and looks young(like a baby) that happens to be a nerd and does things like get straight A's, does their homework, and does not participate in much physical activity, instead plays an excess amount of video games.
Hey Chris, wanna to go swimming with us?
No thankyou, my father requested that I study all night.
Man....what a baby nerd
No thankyou, my father requested that I study all night.
Man....what a baby nerd
by Champigne July 12, 2006
Get the baby nerdmug. A friendly way to say goodbye to another engineer or other science related person that says "i feel your studying pain" all in two words.
by Preston S. October 9, 2003
Get the nerd lovemug. When a person is into data to the point of a sexual fetish. Alternatively, one could define the term as a nerd who really likes statistics.
A: "Here we've got the incidence of the word "photon" in science articles over the course of history."
B: "I'm sorry, is this relatively to all the articles, or is it an absolute number?"
A: "Absolute."
B: "The amount of science articles also grew exponentially, are you sure this graph of yours says anything of substance?"
A: "Fuck off, go be a data nerd somewhere else.
B: "I'm sorry, is this relatively to all the articles, or is it an absolute number?"
A: "Absolute."
B: "The amount of science articles also grew exponentially, are you sure this graph of yours says anything of substance?"
A: "Fuck off, go be a data nerd somewhere else.
by tautologist August 5, 2016
Get the data nerdmug.