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tit milk

Milk that came out of a (human) tit.

AKA: human milk, breast milk.
Lady Gaga's tit milk is acid.
by PeanusGotFlacid November 10, 2015
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tit badger

The bit of lint between one's breast from the fabric of your bra/training bra/stuffed kleenexs/or just plain white shirt.
Judie was changing for gym class and Monica said, "Hey, you have tit badger there, you old horny slut!"
by lightningx37 April 17, 2010
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Tip of the Tit

1) The highest point on the human breast, NOT to be confused with "nipple"
2) Cream of the crop, the absolute best
Man, that steak was the tip of the tit!
by weasley123456789 November 12, 2010
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Squirrel Tits

The word used to describe a females (usually larger) breasts when she keeps a lot of stuff in her tits, almost like a pocket or a secondary purse. Objects have a tendency to disappear in squirrel tits until they resurface later.
"Damn, look at Jess! Girl just pulled out her phone, her money, and her pencil! Who knows what else shes got in there! Shes got squirrel tits."
by Gottaluvme42 September 24, 2014
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polar tits

When you're in the polar and your tits starts to freeze and you get frostbite and they fall off. Some people use the term for fish. They have no nipples. Or have they fell off? These are the questions you should ask on yahoo answers. Good luck.
Oh bae you're tits have fell off! I think you have polar tits!

Jim: Oh Bill where's your nipples?
Bill: I don't know perhaps I have polar tits

Marshall: Hey Candy you coming to the party tonight?
Candy: I wish but my mum's suffering from polar tits

John: Thanks for dogsitting my dogs! Wait where's Poppy's nipples?
Michelle: SHE MUST HAVE POLAR TITS AGHHHFNFNDJDDJDJ
by Nippleless Cage24 February 10, 2014
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milking tits

(v) the act of doing too much work, aka "picking up the slack"

Also used to describe when someone is on your case.
All the interns are idiots, I'm tired of milking tits around here.

My boss is all over me today, he's really milking my tits.
by Boom-shocka-locka6 November 3, 2015
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Tits of Moses

An exclamation to express a person's disagreement or frustration with a given person, time, or event. Alternatively this phrase can be used to describe the great magnitude of an event.

Despite the misleading use of the word "tits" this phrase is hardly if ever used in a sexual context.
Example 1:
Bill: Did you study for the test Dave?
Dave: Tits of moses! I completely forgot!

Example 2:
Mother: Jimmy! Go outside and mow the lawn!
Jimmy: Tits of moses mom do I really have to?

Example 3:
Steve: Dude check that chick out!
Larry: Tits of moses she's fine! I'd like to take a bite outta' dem' apples!
by SomeoneIknow January 12, 2010
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