bang my hammer

A subtle way of saying "you turn me on" or "you float my boat". It can also be used in a non-sexual way to describe something that one likes.

"Tay, you bang my hammer."
"Bang my hammer, baby."

by shmorn November 30, 2005

Mongolian Wet Hammer

the act of taking a fairly large dump in a tube sock. One must let the shit soak in the sock and then it can be used to repeatedly beat someone you very much hate

Evan Broadcock used his Mongolian Wet Hammer beat the hell out of his best friend Max Poon.

by nickademas_and_john_wayne December 31, 2011

Keegans Irish Hammer

A very large penis which the girls know by,"Keegans Irish Hammer"

"Yo, did you hear about Keegans Irish Hammer.I heard its so big it can hammer a spike into a board!"

by Keeganshammer October 18, 2008

hammered dog shit

The way one appears after a rough night of anything.

Man, you must have really tossed back some whiskey last night because you look like hammered dog shit.

by Dave McVicker April 27, 2006

MC Hammer

90's rapper who is really stupid but makes funny songs like I like big butts and Can't Touch this

du nu nuu nu nu nu nu Can't touch this I like big butts and i cannot lie

by TeddyFAT July 19, 2005

Trojan War Hammer

The act of placing ones erect phalice over the forehead of ones partner, extending from the top of the forehead past the tip of the nose (hopefully). Thus mimicking the old helmuts used by Trojans warriors.

A Trojan War Hammer, if done correctly, can result in a simultaneous teabagging.

by Nick Straughan June 20, 2006

hand hammer juice

When one substitutes Hand sanitizer instead of lotion or a lubricant.

Billy couldn't find any lotion to rub one out so he used some hand hammer juice . It burned but it served the purpose.

by Kellykimhighhoe August 9, 2017