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Wedding Fight Fuel

The exact definition for the act of taking straight shots of single malt scotch. This does not have to be at a wedding, however it will ultimately result in a similar experience for the drinker and any other humans or fixed objects within their vicinity.
José: "Hey Pablo, why did Jimmy get arrested over the weekend?"
Jimmy: "Well he bellyflopped into a wedding cake, was grinding up on the bride and beat up the DJ."
José: "Must have been all that Wedding Fight Fuel he was doing during the ceremony in the morning."
by synergie March 31, 2020
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Caterpillar Fight Club

While many clubs might be difficult to join, not many have such unusual requirements for membership as the “Caterpillar Fight Club.”

It has been described as the club that no one wants to join. And those who become members do so, quite literally, by accident. All you need to do is successfully capture multiple monarch caterpillars, put them on a milkweed stalk and after they have gone to bed, in the middle of the night, one caterpillar will decide to wake up all the others for a thumping, whumping caterpillar fight and engage in a territorial battle violently striking each other over feeding territory.
“Did you hear about Shelby and Taylor?”

“Nah, what happened?”

“They got busted hosting a caterpillar fight club”

“WHAAAAT”

Yeah dude, their fine was like 1,000 milkweeds per caterpillar as restitution”
by TardyB June 19, 2021
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Nigerian food fight

Where you get a load of shit roll around in it. Then get some more shit and throw it at each other until your both (or all) a brown sticky mess
Me and Julie just had a Nigerian food fight how riveting
by Ginger man842 April 4, 2022
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Albino cock fight

A albino cock fight is if your having sex with a blond girl she has to punch your cock after u cum on her eyes because she can't see so it's all white. THE GIRL MUST BE WHITE AND BLONDE not to be racist
I had a amazing albino cock fight with my girlfriend last night
by anonymous December 22, 2021
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fighting a dirty snowman

Kevin, "Oh man, Need to go to the toilet. Been fighting a dirty snowman here."
by Zulu the forth December 4, 2016
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dolgeville fight club

A group of young men who like to anal buttfuck each other. They meet after school everyday to fight and compare penis sizes. They often shove their penises in each other
Memphis and Jacob are going to fight after school for their initiation for the dolgeville fight club.
by Big oof 772 June 14, 2019
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Go fight Yoda

Go: Go

Fight: Fuck

Yoda: Yourself
After being asked if I would like to read the valuable life changing information on this pamphlet, I told the person that they should 'Go Fight Yoda'.
by AT1 August 29, 2014
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