Blue Jacking

when you start jacking off but can't finish.

to achieve the ultimate orgasm kirk started by blue jacking 6 times in a row before finishing himself off.

the rev was in the middle of jacking off but had to stop when someone knocked on his office door.

by dc blumpkin June 15, 2009

My-Blue

A person who you go to first when you need someone, you tell each other EVERYTHING.

My-Blue, how are you today?
My-Blue, did you hear what Suzie said?
I love you, My-Blue.

by Your-Blue February 23, 2022

Shitcunt blues

1.When you're shit out of luck, at your literal lowest point, when it seems like the whole world is against you and nothing can get any worse.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.

a, Larry: "Hey what's the matter?"
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."

b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.

c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.

by munkeylegend December 8, 2013

Blue Cloud

A patch of blue sky on an otherwise fully cloud covered sky

Oh look! It's a blue cloud!

by Doginim June 21, 2016

once in a blue

Shortened version of"Once in a Blue Moon"

I travel there once in a blue

by Vista2Fit December 2, 2017

Blue Archer

The Blue Archer, is a fairy tale story about an young peasant who hunted using a bow and arrow but was tricked by an evil witch. she killed him but the gods chose him to be a beacon of hope and determination. Now whenever a young girl feels depressed or suicidal, the Blue Archer comes down and defeats all her demons and sadness with a bow and arrow.

"the Blue Archer saved my soul!"
"The blue archer is the perfect bedtime story"
"have you ever heard of the Blue Archer?"

by Oliver2Arrow August 28, 2013

Blue-flaps

The female version of "blue balls" one of the worse feelings a women can have.

My boyfriend gave me blue-flaps because we got interrupted during sex

by Chacks August 5, 2016