Arse

(Noun) (North Western European) A large, rotund, Slavic creature whose only purpose to serve on this planet, is to search and consume every know fat calorie in the known universe.

Oh my what is that thing at the end of the golden corral line?

I believe that is an Arse!

by Laxon Dinkleton September 6, 2013

sunburnt arse

A sunburnt arse is a person whose face has become so swollen with sunburn that it looks like an arse (of generic appearance). Typically of English origin. There are no know cures.

babe: 'hey whats that baboon on heat doing staring at my tits ?'
dude: 'thats just a sunburnt arse!'

by wise_spatula February 14, 2012

arse mint

Someone who is a suck up

Oh your such an arse mint (when someones obviously trying to suck up to someone)

by Angel Face August 5, 2012

arse pharmacist

some one that cures arse pains after anal sex

tom had anal sex so he got his arse pharmacist to lick it better

by that guy that defies shit June 19, 2011

Arse Swivel

To do like a dog does when it has worms or an itchy arse. To literally place ones 'knock hole' on a surface and orientate 180 degrees in one direction and then the other.

"Sorry mate, I may have arse swiveled on your pillow...."

by mookletoad October 26, 2011

Arse splinters

Arse splinters. - when you do a fibrous nutty log and it rips on the way out.

I’m never eating pistachios again after the Arse splinters they gave me this morning.

by Jay.Bee December 21, 2023

Lard arse

Fat/overweight/obese person.
{British slang-derogatory}
"Fatty"

A person with a large posterior.

* "Look at the size of that lard arse!"
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024