Table Beer

A single beer your table orders to split even though you had all finished your drinks and got the check but that one jackass friend who is late to everything actually showed up, got a full beer, and sat down.

He's seriously getting a beer? Fuck, looks like everyone's getting a fifth of a table beer tonight.

by Mr. Jamen, Esq. October 22, 2011

table-hopper

1930s to present a necrophile the mortuary table, or slab

While showing the new embalmer the lay out, the mortuary's manager cleared her throat before instructing that the younger bodies, the ones not mangled when they met their demise, are earmarked first for hole mark for the proprietor, Old Neckie, a table-hopper from way back.

by EmpySee September 26, 2013

table watcher

In big cities, a street vendor is only allowed to occupy a certain amount of space so they hire people to stand behind their tables as a means of sliding through that legal loophole. Those people are called "table watchers".

Urban concrete jungle panhandling street rats table watcher

by ModernDayPrometheus November 27, 2013

table bait

This best looking guy at the table

Hey, look at that table bait, maybe we should join them.

by firemanmoe February 3, 2014

tablework

sucking a guys dick under the table

Jacob: Oh man she gives damn good tableworks

by DrJacobSeraunDeVerdan April 23, 2015

table 14

The craziest muther fuckers around - these kids are the shit. They always seem to be in trouble yet try hard not to be. Don't get on the wrong side of this pack But once your in then it's forever bruh except if you dicks before chicks - don't do that dude. The cool , so cool - if you not them you wanna be them - YOLO

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Me : I'm in table 14

Kid : nuff said

by Flies on fire March 17, 2016

Table Captain

THE SICK FUCK IN THIRD GRADE THAT BITCHED ME AROUND TO GET MY GOD DAMN CRAYONS.

im gonna beat the shit outta the table captain.

by That one taco June 18, 2016