Tubeurlocious Douchebag

An airheaded nitwit that consistently misplaces important items (ex. Wallet, cellphone, intellect).

Can be identified by dark purpleish skittle-tits and commly wears a taco hat.

"Hey I thought you were heading out?"

"Bruh, I can't find my wallet because I can't remember what pants I wore today"

"Common my dood. Quit ackin like a Tubeurlocious Douchebag."

by JohnnyTwoToesKnows January 28, 2017

tube

In the law enforcement world, tube refers to a shotgun.

1. Grab the tube, man, and let's bag us some turkeys.
2. We were fully loaded for that stakeout; tubes, glocks, and other semis, and lots of leos to carry them.

by WitheredHip April 23, 2017

tubeminday

When your girlfriend surprises you with a threeway with her twin.

The Dolan twins invented this day.

Tubeminday- Occurs every third Tuesday of the month.

by Dolanlogic April 19, 2018

Tube Herding

When a woman mitigates multiple male companions or the act of maintaining multiple intimate relationships with two or more men. (See Chicken Juggling for the masculine equivalent)

Her talents for deception, and need for attention; had cursed her forever and always to be, a tube herding manipulator.

by DamianoDalia November 17, 2017

Tube Envy

Youtubers or fans are jealous and envious of other youtube channels, content, and stats.

Kylie Jenner looks at everyone's makeup channels on Youtube. She always gets tube envy.

by Sweet As Gold May 3, 2018

Tube Ride

This is when some one is completely enveloped by the tube of a wave (absolutely sherredin the gnar)

Duddeee, i just had a gnarly tube ride

by Djsurfer7303 March 12, 2018

tube lure

Somebody who gets exponentially less attractive as you get closer.

Danny immediately realized that he'd hit a tube lure.

by catfishsucktmy---- May 29, 2018