National Pound Town Month

In the month of November you are allowed to fuck any girl anywhere any time.

Her: Why did you take my virginity?
Him: Its National Pound Town Month

by Mr. Mitten October 24, 2022

You don’t get many of those to the pound

Archaic British expression usually referring to big tits (breasts) on a bird (female human).

Guy (seeing a girl with massive breasts) “You don’t get many of those to the pound”.

by keith from frimley November 13, 2022

To Pound Sand

Is what Adobe told Pantone. Another reason why creative crack prices sky rocketing . Corporate moloch dependency ftw.

Adobe told Pantone to Pound sand.

by dockdeckdork November 17, 2022

pierogi pound

When, after a night out of eating pierogi’s with his friends, your boyfriend/husband comes back home and gives you the hardest doggy style you have ever experienced. Often occurs with men from the Pittsburgh area.

Lily: My hips are so sore today.
Sarah: Why?
Lily: Steve came home last night after hanging out with the boys and gave me a good pierogi pounding. He made us do it in front of a Big Ben poster too.
Sarah: John did that to me last night too, they must’ve both in at that new pierogi place in downtown Pittsburgh.

by PierogiPound October 4, 2022

twelve pound tommy

Referring to a man who crushes Jeeters with his 12 pounder.

Someone who can talk anyone out of their stash or their pants without trying.

Damn twelve pound Tommy abracadabra'd me

by Damage157 October 10, 2022

25 pounds of m&ms

approximately 12,500 m&ms

person 1: you should buy 25 pounds of m&ms for your girlfriend
person 2: why would i need 12,500 m&ms for her?
person 1: why not?

by m&m simp November 7, 2021

Personality pounds

It's a play on getting fat that looks don't matter. And the only thing going for you is your personality (because you are fat)
1. Refers to gaining weight (fat)

2. Refers to a person that it is not particularly pleasing to look at physically, and the only thing going for them is personality.

Jim: "I am a fat fuck lately, put on 10kgs of personality pounds".

Maria" He has let himself go, in the personality pounds category"

by FattyMcFuckhead2021 November 8, 2021