twinkie tits

a socially awkward man with boobs the size of oranges

That kid has twinkie tits

by barney379 March 4, 2016

Tip of the Tit

1) The highest point on the human breast, NOT to be confused with "nipple"
2) Cream of the crop, the absolute best

Man, that steak was the tip of the tit!

by weasley123456789 November 12, 2010

Squirrel Tits

The word used to describe a females (usually larger) breasts when she keeps a lot of stuff in her tits, almost like a pocket or a secondary purse. Objects have a tendency to disappear in squirrel tits until they resurface later.

"Damn, look at Jess! Girl just pulled out her phone, her money, and her pencil! Who knows what else shes got in there! Shes got squirrel tits."

by Gottaluvme42 September 24, 2014

polar tits

When you're in the polar and your tits starts to freeze and you get frostbite and they fall off. Some people use the term for fish. They have no nipples. Or have they fell off? These are the questions you should ask on yahoo answers. Good luck.

Oh bae you're tits have fell off! I think you have polar tits!

Jim: Oh Bill where's your nipples?
Bill: I don't know perhaps I have polar tits

Marshall: Hey Candy you coming to the party tonight?
Candy: I wish but my mum's suffering from polar tits

John: Thanks for dogsitting my dogs! Wait where's Poppy's nipples?
Michelle: SHE MUST HAVE POLAR TITS AGHHHFNFNDJDDJDJ

by Nippleless Cage24 February 10, 2014

Tits of Moses

An exclamation to express a person's disagreement or frustration with a given person, time, or event. Alternatively this phrase can be used to describe the great magnitude of an event.

Despite the misleading use of the word "tits" this phrase is hardly if ever used in a sexual context.

Example 1:
Bill: Did you study for the test Dave?
Dave: Tits of moses! I completely forgot!

Example 2:
Mother: Jimmy! Go outside and mow the lawn!
Jimmy: Tits of moses mom do I really have to?

Example 3:
Steve: Dude check that chick out!
Larry: Tits of moses she's fine! I'd like to take a bite outta' dem' apples!

by SomeoneIknow January 12, 2010

Knobby Tit

a dispropotionate tit. The kind with bumps all over (acne and such).
Something to call your friends

that bitch has a knobby tit

go get it yourself you knobby tit

by Noel Gamble July 16, 2004

tit milk

Milk that came out of a (human) tit.

AKA: human milk, breast milk.

Lady Gaga's tit milk is acid.

by PeanusGotFlacid November 10, 2015