Tit Swamp

When you wear two pairs of socks instead of one.

Its really cold out today i better Tit Swamp.

by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

Gammy Tits

Extremely saggy, thin tits on a younger female. The kind expected on one’s gammy or other geriatric female. Resemble baseballs hanging down in tube socks.

Sabby is smokin hot but she got the gammy tits Braaaahhh. She took that bra off and bam down to her waist they fell.

by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017

tit fleas

When a cluster of fleas build a habitat on a woman's breast region.

I was thinking about asking her to dinner, but I came to find that she had a humiliating case of tit fleas.

by ccren777 September 28, 2009

polar tits

When you're in the polar and your tits starts to freeze and you get frostbite and they fall off. Some people use the term for fish. They have no nipples. Or have they fell off? These are the questions you should ask on yahoo answers. Good luck.

Oh bae you're tits have fell off! I think you have polar tits!

Jim: Oh Bill where's your nipples?
Bill: I don't know perhaps I have polar tits

Marshall: Hey Candy you coming to the party tonight?
Candy: I wish but my mum's suffering from polar tits

John: Thanks for dogsitting my dogs! Wait where's Poppy's nipples?
Michelle: SHE MUST HAVE POLAR TITS AGHHHFNFNDJDDJDJ

by Nippleless Cage24 February 10, 2014

Tits of Moses

An exclamation to express a person's disagreement or frustration with a given person, time, or event. Alternatively this phrase can be used to describe the great magnitude of an event.

Despite the misleading use of the word "tits" this phrase is hardly if ever used in a sexual context.

Example 1:
Bill: Did you study for the test Dave?
Dave: Tits of moses! I completely forgot!

Example 2:
Mother: Jimmy! Go outside and mow the lawn!
Jimmy: Tits of moses mom do I really have to?

Example 3:
Steve: Dude check that chick out!
Larry: Tits of moses she's fine! I'd like to take a bite outta' dem' apples!

by SomeoneIknow January 12, 2010

tit milk

Milk that came out of a (human) tit.

AKA: human milk, breast milk.

Lady Gaga's tit milk is acid.

by PeanusGotFlacid November 10, 2015

Knobby Tit

a dispropotionate tit. The kind with bumps all over (acne and such).
Something to call your friends

that bitch has a knobby tit

go get it yourself you knobby tit

by Noel Gamble July 16, 2004