Just a tit

An ambiguous measurement used for things like recipes or adjusting pictures on the wall. It is usually understood by others just how much the amount is.
"Can you scoot over just a tit?"
"I think it needs a tit more lemon."
"Move it right just a tit."
by TheSmokingHyena October 30, 2009
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tit badger

The bit of lint between one's breast from the fabric of your bra/training bra/stuffed kleenexs/or just plain white shirt.
Judie was changing for gym class and Monica said, "Hey, you have tit badger there, you old horny slut!"
by lightningx37 April 17, 2010
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Fire Tits

The process of slapping of phsically causing pain to the breastal tissue of ones sexual partner until the point that they are red; To abuse breast tissue for sexual pleasure
Andrew asked the referee if he could give her fire tits. When she replied shocked, he stated that he actually said "fire places".

Man, that girl really wants me, we went all he way to fire tits last night.

Damn! I'd sure love to give that waitress over there fire tits.
by Pseudomym October 24, 2008
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Knobby Tit

a dispropotionate tit. The kind with bumps all over (acne and such).
Something to call your friends
that bitch has a knobby tit

go get it yourself you knobby tit
by Noel Gamble July 16, 2004
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polar tits

When you're in the polar and your tits starts to freeze and you get frostbite and they fall off. Some people use the term for fish. They have no nipples. Or have they fell off? These are the questions you should ask on yahoo answers. Good luck.
Oh bae you're tits have fell off! I think you have polar tits!

Jim: Oh Bill where's your nipples?
Bill: I don't know perhaps I have polar tits

Marshall: Hey Candy you coming to the party tonight?
Candy: I wish but my mum's suffering from polar tits

John: Thanks for dogsitting my dogs! Wait where's Poppy's nipples?
Michelle: SHE MUST HAVE POLAR TITS AGHHHFNFNDJDDJDJ
by Nippleless Cage24 February 10, 2014
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Squirrel Tits

The word used to describe a females (usually larger) breasts when she keeps a lot of stuff in her tits, almost like a pocket or a secondary purse. Objects have a tendency to disappear in squirrel tits until they resurface later.
"Damn, look at Jess! Girl just pulled out her phone, her money, and her pencil! Who knows what else shes got in there! Shes got squirrel tits."
by Gottaluvme42 September 24, 2014
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Tit Swamp

When you wear two pairs of socks instead of one.
Its really cold out today i better Tit Swamp.
by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010
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